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Want perky pink nipples tt will get you all the attention you need? 

 

Then you'll need NanoMed Finale Pinknipple Cream and Pretty Pink Nipple Cream!

 

What the hell? LOL! Sometimes i wonder how e hell i manage to stumble on such sites. Surprisingly, i got this site from one of e google ads tt was placed on someone's blog entry abt tanning at e beach. Haha..but really..there's something going on abt pink nipples rite?

I noticed that in sex forums, men talk abt preferring pink nipples and how there's this talk abt a virgin has pink nipples and a non-virgin has brown. That's total bullshit cuz how do u expect an Indian or a Black virgin to have pink nipples? EWWWWWWWWWW. Ok that was NOT a racist remark ok..im just stating facts.

So what's the deal with pink nipples? According to the site i stumbled on, there are 2 creams for getting pink nipples.

 

Pink Nipple Lightening Cream

Finale Pinknipple Cream conditions the nipples, leaving them pink and fresh. With a mixture of natural herbal extracts, it helps lighten dark spots while removing dead skin cells and revealing new, pinker skin gradually within 4 weeks. Vitamin E, Squalene, and Allantoin are added to make your skin even more smooth and supple. Pink Nipple Cream can be used for a long time and your nipples will not turn darker than before if discontinued. Hypoallergenic, clinically tested.

Whoaaa.. “removing dead skin cells and revealing, pinker skin gradually within 4 weeks” That sounds like some kinda face scrub to renew dead skin. But pity they say it can only be applied to the nipple. Oh well, I wouldnt mind having a nice pink face.

I'm wondering tho..again, not a racist remark..but what if someone dark with brown nipples use e cream? Will they end up with a dark body but pink neh nehs? WHOAAAA (and that's what we call a breakthru in science lol)   

And if you thought the above product is weird..check this one out!

 

Pretty Pink Nipple Cream

Make your nipples cute, pink, and sexy in less than a minute! Pretty Pink Nipple Cream helps bring the pinkness of youth back into your nipples.

Convenient, Easy, and Safe.
All Natural Ingredients.
Made In Japan. Quality Guaranteed.

Many women are concerned about having dark nipples or nipples that are not as pink as they'd like them to be. Pretty Pink Nipple Cream is soft and creamy, foundation-like, and helps to make your nipples cute, pink, and sexy again! Specially formulated with natural ingredients (Rice Bran and Bean) to help gently freshen up the color of your nipples. It's easy to apply and does not have that greasy feeling. See results instantly!

 

HAHAHAHAHAHA read the first line.. “Make your nipples pink cute and sexy in less than a minute!” So is this a cream to make nipples pink or is this one of em life saving creams to restore ur ugly nipples and make them cute and sexy? I can imagine pple with inverted or ugly nipples buying this cream hoping to get cute and sexy nipples only to OMG get a shock tt their nehnehs are now pinker than usual. HAHAHAHAHA =X

And if that isn't bad enough, they use rice bran and bean. That shd be safe rite? Now im just wondering whether post pregnant mothers can use this to restore their 'youth' and multitask. They can apply e cream to get pink neh nehs and since it's an all safe product, their babies can then suck on their nipples to get mik, rice bran and bean. Yum yum, full meal! (Ok that's sick me and my odd ideas)  

 

Lastly, check out this product:

 

Bio Pink Nipple Cream

Bio Pink Cream conditions the nipples and surrounding skin, leaving them pink and fresh. With a mixture of natural herbal extracts and Kojic Diapamitate properties, it helps lighten dark spots while removing dead skin cells and reveals new, pinker skin. Vitamin E and sodium hyaluronate are added to make your skin even more smooth and supple. Bio Pink Nipple Cream is not a makeup, but a rejuvenating lightening cream.

 

Erm “pink and fresh”? Are they expecting e nipples to be eaten fresh after e cream has been applied? Just sounds wrong. I know they mean feeling fresh but it doesnt seem tt way. Oh wait..maybe it's a cream for women with nipples that smell and give men a feeling tt theyre sucking a dead fish. Perhaps with this cream their nehneh's won't smell and look dead anymore?

I like e last sentence, “Bio Pink Nipple Cream is not a makeup” HAHAHAHA WTF. Whassup with these weird Japanese makers. Do pple ACTUALLY put make up on their nehnehs?! 

 

Oh gawd i cant stop laughing..i hope non of u actually purchase such creams.. hahahaahahahaha

What's with e loud fucking really? I just dont understand. I mean yea sex is wonderful and all but i just dun get it why some people like my annoying neighbour has to fuck so gawd damn loudly!

DAMMIT!

It's like teasing me or some shit.

And it's not like she's even hot or anything.

Yet..her bf keeps coming every night (no pun intended!) to her place and bangs her ard 2-3am.

Like hello? people need to go to work ok.

If you wanna fuck, go get soundproof doors or go to some hotel. Then again, go join the striptease club or something.

I NEED TO SLEEP!

Yea yea whatever. I bet you're now sniggering at me and saying im jealous tt she's getting banged next door and i'm not.

Arghhhh whatever. 

Wait..just wait.

I've been flirting with this new guy on my floor. I am sooooo gonna bring him over, bang his brains off and moan the whole entire world off.

Let's see who moans louder.

Dammit..she's sucha bitch.

Fuck..her tits are so small too.

Dammit.

URGHHHHHH

 

Wanna hear erotic moaning? Check out this site that actually moans out your IP address.

I dunno who e hell created tt website but i got turned on just listening to it. Never knew saying someone's IP address can be so sexxxxxy….

Think i'll make that move on e next guy i shag *wink wink*

Erm, dont visit the site if ur parents are ard or ure in a public place like at work or school.

heh

http://www.moanmyip.com/

 

Guys, make a penis dildo for ur gf now!

No kidding! Hahaha im like so bloody tickled by this man. As mentioned in my previous post, i was scouting ard for sex toys when i stumbled on this page that sells u a penis cast to well, make a cast of your penis!

You can basically make it into a dildo like penis, a penis shaped chocolate, a penis shaped soap or anything else penis like! And guess what, it even comes in 3 colors for all skin colors! woohoooo.

Always been a Chinese guy but wanted to have a 'white' dick? Or thot of having a big 'black' cock? HAHAHA this is sooo weird lor! 

But interesting isnt it?

I mean i've heard of all kinds of weird stuff, but a penis cast?

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

Then again, i can think of many uses of it. Imagine how men get soft as they grow older right, they can make a penis cast as a form of remembrance.

Or how when their gfs or wives have their period and they dun wanna have sex with them cuz they find it disgusting, they can make a penis cast and pass it to their gf/wife to use it when they're horny!

Hehehe or it could just be a kinky gift yea..

Haha just check out the procedure man..

 

Mix one of the three powdered Buddy Batter's with water for only 45 seconds and pour into Special Casting Sleeve.   Place our Special Casting tube over your “LOvE ToOl”. Pour in mixed “Buddy Batter” and stand still. Our casting material is designed to set up very fast. It's soft, warm and wet. You will feel stimulated, therefore maintaining an erection to capture you at your LARGEST point.   We supply only the best material to achieve a print so detailed it would capture your fingerprint. Every detail of your “LoVe ToOl” will be evident. Create-a-Mate is the only casting system that you will be able to achieve a perfect replica of your “LoVe ToOL” in Action. Mix slowly and pour in Master Mold. Peel off the “Buddy Batter” casting material to reveal your masterpiece.   Create-a-Mate is the FIRST and ORGINAL casting system. We will always be the best Casting System on the Market.

Anyone wants to buy? Check it out here! 

Wah, so many sex shops in Singapore are opening up these days man!

I was surfing ard e net to buy a vibrator for my friend's bday when whoa, so many SG sex shops came screaming at my screen!

I mean, hello but isn't Singapore like some kinda sex deprived country? Weren't we last last few in e condom survey thingy?

Arent we e same people who are dead against porn and gay sex etc?

Yet they're selling these stuff?!?!?!?!? 

Wah liewwww, kinky leh! 

I mean yea lah we had e sex fair last yr and all but my my, Singapore is turning into like Bangcock soon!  

When i just started learning how to get naughty, i used to get my fix at Orchard Emerald. Back then, it seemed like that was e only place tt sold vibrators and dildos. Condomania is not counted lah, their stuff are too novelty like.

Anyway, then after some time, it got a lil paiseh-ing to go to tt shop cuz u know lah how narrow minded Singaporeans are..buy sex toys and immediately ure like some sex kitten..

Then again, i AM a sex kitten..purrrr

Ooops okok back to story..so yea then after tt shop, i used to get my fixes from Australia. In fact to date, i actually bought 1 pink vibrator, 1 purple dildo, 1 small yellow handbag vibrator, and got a few here and then from those sex shows.

But oh well, guess nowadays it's so readily available back home huh.

Seems i wont need to be surfing online for e gift anymore. Think i'll just drop by one of those sex shops in Singapore.

Sigh, just hope tt it wont becoming a trend like bubble tea where it opens up everywhere. The last thing i want is to go downstairs and whoops, a sex shop has opened down my block.

Hmm..suddenly it feels like one of those scandalous China women massages.

Ah well, back to vibrator shopping.

:) 

 

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Heheh i've finally signed up for my Facebook account. In case you don't know what's Facebook is, erm, then u gotta upgrade yourself man.

Facebook is the IN thing. Then again i heard it was e in thing since last yr.

Heh..

Oh whatever, just add me! The email is on e right side, same as Friendster : elmoism@gmail.com 

Go create your account and add me!

My Friendster is still working but do add me on Facebook too!

 

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