Slutty

Ho Yeow Sun fet Wyclef Jean. Seen this MTV? This has gotta be Ho Yeow Sun's birthday present to Singapore this National Day.

For those who dont know, Ho Yeow Sun is the wife of famous Pastor Kong from City Harvest Church. In case you don't remember, some years back, there was this big hooha when she started her music career. Apparently Pastor Kong played her songs during church service and caused a huge uproar.

Anyway years have passed and whoa, this hot mama (yea she's got a son!) has been climbing e charts and have turned into one of e hottest overseas asian music artistes in US! In fact if u read her wiki profile, she's done a lot of first things such as first Chinese pop singer to be invited to e 46th grammy awards, first asian to top the bilboards dance thingy..ah..just go read it yea?

In her current album, which she and Wyclef Jean both wrote, Ho Yeow Sun is this hot babe who exxxxcuse me but is caught wearing granny panties dancing in a pretty hot top. Nice make up and great hair but seriously, whassup wif the granny panties? Then again, i bet after all you peeps check out this video, granny panties are soooo gonna be the in thing, baby!

I dunno abt u but she looks soooooo slutty in this MTV. Not in a bad way..but a good slutty way, ya know what i mean? She gives off this cool slutty chic attitude that just makes u wanna grind against her! 

Check out this video..i wonder how come Singapore doesnt mention Ho Yeow Sun regularly as some Singaporean who makes it big huh? Then again, i wonder if they'll play this MTV during National Day.

In fact just watching this MTV makes me like Sun even more! And i know this sucks, but i actually DO feel proud of being a Singaporean now. Damn, im sucha piss head! Cmon Singapore, pls play this MTV during National Day! (yea yea i know, wishful thinking ) 

It's one for the homies!

 

natively you can get her album!

 

The Simpsonnnn! Come, sing to the tune and dance with me! hehehe

I watched Simpsons liao! So happy!

Don't worry, this isn't a 'spoilers' post! I'm understanding ok..i know some of u havent watch and dont wanna know e ending.

Actual, im just posting to say ive watched Simpsons!

I kinda like it except rite, i reckon i chose e wrong cinema.

See in Manila, there are mainly 2 kinds of cinema. 1 with allocated seats and e other free&easy. I think something like comparing flying on SQ against TigerAir. (Er, tiger is e one with free&easy rite? paiseh!)

 

ANYWAYS..

 

It was a last minute decision to catch e movie cause i was strolling ard e shopping centre at Glorietta and got bored so i thot why not catch a movie. It was 4pm when i saw e schedules and i ran to e nearest cinema. There's 2 cinemas at Glorietta area. Anyway, long story short, i got lost and ended up in e cheaper (ie crappier) cinema. So i ran, got my tickets and ran up since its a free & easy cinema, i had better make sure i was gonna get good seats in a crappy place.

Actually it's not tt its crappy but it had a really strong URINE stench. And unfortunately, i sat behind an idiot who laughed like there was no tmr.

I mean yea, i know Simpsons is funny but seriously, laughing hysterically at every point even when the screen turns black is siao lor!

His hysterical behavior made e pple ard us actually get up and move seats!

I on e other hand was too lazy so i just sat there.

Heheh..

So how? Go watch Simpsons lah. Quite nice..hehe  

I've gone crazy over Jelly this week. Was buying groceries at e supermarket when i saw a bag of jelly so i thot why not since its like only SDG70cents.

I bought it andOMG, im hooked!

I just love sucking e 'sauce', licking the top of e jelly followed by doing a lil sucking. Then when im all in the mood, i suck it into my mouth, toss it ard a lil and bite into it gently before swallowing.

Mmm i love jelly!

And somehow im suddenly reminded of KY jelly.

Uh..

*innocent look*

Ooops =X 

I peed (urine) on a kid yesterday. The fucking annoying brat pissed me off so badly i literally peed on him.

I was swimming and doing a coupla laps and e fucker whenever i reached mid point, wud purposely swim into my lane and just stop there. I choked on water a few times cuz it was so sudden.

So i got so pissed, before i left the pool, i purposely peed in e area where he stopped me and then made a quick jump leaving him stranded in e water. My quick jump caused e pee and water to envelope him making him SWALLOW my pee! You should have seen his face when he tasted my pee. Oh well, serve tt fucking kid rite!

HAH!

Neh neh nee booo booo!

You know what? This is sucha racist thing to say, but i HATE this group of pple. I don't fucking care if they're gonna bomb us alive or whatever shit but seriously, whats up with these fucking people who cover their whole body in black cloth? They've got this fucked up arrogant attitude. And really, i've not met a single one of them from that group who's pleasant at all!

It's like you get into e lift and they WONT press anything at all. But they'll be e first to leave. Yea i know, Singaporeans are like too..ah whatever.

Oh how when they check-into a hotel, they'll argue with e concierge to give them e best room. Like hello? I know you have links with terrorists but WHO E FUCK DO U THINK U ARE TO SHOVE THIS KINDA ATTITUDE ARD TO PPLE?!

URGH

This sooo explains why they have fucking annoying kids who swim in your way and expect you to give in to them. 

Have you been to Malaysia? There are SOOOOOOO many of them there. Perhaps its cuz its another Muslim nation therefore u can find shitloads of them there. And their attitude? Totally disgusting! How come Malaysians arent such shitheads but that group of pple are?!

You know what? Come to think of it, suddenly i LIKE malaysians. I LOVE THEM LOTS! 

Anyway that's not just that. It's like they'll cut your queues and when there's a last item, they'll snatch it directly from you and take it away. They're like e dark skin people of China!

And you know what? That's why people ard e world DO NOT like people from that region.

DAMMIT IM SO FUCKING PISSED!

URGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh 

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Get the tissues ready for this tear jerking movie.

For those who don't know, I AM SAM is NOT some dumb movie linked to bimbo Fann Wong. Instead, it's a movie abt this autistic father and his love for his daughter.

And what's so special abt this movie? Well it's just really touching. This afternoon was my 2nd time watching it. i first watched it some 4yrs ago while on my flight back to SG. i remember sitting alone at e bulkhead seats and was crying buckets and i really mean buckets of tears..till e airline staff had to repeatedly ask me if i was alrite.

Looking back at this movie again some 4 yrs later, i still cry whenever i watch I Am Sam. It's sucha tragically sad and touching movie. It never fails to make me think of my dad (who's perfectly alrite) and all e wonderful things hes done for me. All the things he sacrificed to make my life so good.

Sometimes i sit ard and think abt it and tears just roll down my eyes. Im getting old and most definitely my dad has now become an old man. Tho ive never had an excellent relationship with him, reason being he blatantly confessed he loved my other siblings more, i resented him in some way.

But things have now change and i've grown up. I no longer have all e time in e world to spend time with daddy. Especially harder since i'm overseas most of e time and hardly see him.

Watching I Am Sam just made me realise how much i love my dad.

For those who have never watched I Am Sam or who have been on bad terms with ur dad, i truly encourage u guys to watch it. It's a really magical movie that is definitely gonna touch ur heart. It shows a wonderful connection btwn a dad and his love for his daughter.

For a synopsis ie spoiler, click here.  

 

 
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And once again i've cried while typing this entry

I love sex puns sooo much. Then again, i believe majority of puns revolve ard sex.

For example, i had dinner at Bubba Gump over the weekend and saw a sign that said 

“To make more friends, pick up the WRONG BALLS when you play golf”

I laughed to myself while my friends look at me. Seriously man, that's so blatant!

 

Or my personal favorite when i chat online with guys. This was actually done unintentionally until e guy pointed it out and i went “omg im good!”

So yea i was chatting with e guy abt his problems with his gf and i told him i wanted to help him but if he wanted me to help me, he's gotta THRUST (trust) me. I swear that was unintentional LOL..

 

Then i watched a show and this lady A has a crush on a plumber so her friend B pretends to spoil her plumbing and in a way arranges for e plumber to go over to e lady A's place for a date. When e lady A found out, she asked her friend B what shes trying to do and e friend say shes “trying to get her (as in lady A) plumbing working”. Get it? Plumbing e pussy???

 

Do you have any funny sex puns? Share them with me!