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I moved to Shangri-la! Tons of pics!!!

 

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I think i just orgasmed like a million times in e last 1 day since i moved into e Shangri-la. OMG OMG OMG this place is soooooooooooo amazing. Something tells me heaven doesnt even feel as good as this! AHHAHAHAHAH i love my company suddenly! WOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I have sooo many pics so erm sorry if i clog up your network..budden..I DONT CARE cuz i loveeee Shangrila!!!

 

The room 

This is the entrance. Just standing here my jaw hit the floor at least a million times. I seriously couldnt believe i made it to the well know famous sex driven overly rich and mighty and powerful Shangri-la.  

 

It's just breath taking. The room smells so rich and heavenly. Honestly, if not for my company, i would never be able to live in the Shangri-la and enjoy all this. Just look at it, dont u just feel you're suddenly in heaven?!?!?!??! 

 

The bed

Look at that bed! its so comfy! I kept jumping up and down on it. Hurhurhur i know! Im kiasu! Im Singaporean!!!! Afterall, it's known tt the Shangri-la bed has been e cause of many wonderful sex romps *wink wink*

 

 The work area

Impressive work area yea? They've got like everything there i tell you. One thing abt Shangri-la, they think abt EVERYTHING for you. They know tt u'll need extra lights so there u go, u have it at e corner. U need a phone with speaker for conference calls, they have it for u. You need to take down numbers? No problem, they have a special notepad indicating e caller's name portion and e number portion so u just need to scribble it down right away. And of course there's internet..But what beats it is how theres a drawer under e table that has a FULL set of stationery. There's pens, pencils, ruler, sharpener, highlighter, erasers etc etc. They obviously put in a hell lot of effort into this place..

 

Oh, what is this?

OMG it's a fax machine. No im not a bimbo, i know its a fax machine. But OMG, they sent me a fax to welcome me! WOWWWWWWWWWWWWW! How many hotels dya know welcome u to the hotel by sending u a personal fax. Then again, how many hotels dya know have ur own personal fax??? Gawd, someone pls hang on to me, im gonna get an asthma attack now!!!

 

The cocktail bar area

Oh Gawd..this IS definitely heaven! Look at how much alcohol they've got there!!!!! They've got e whole mixer glasser shaker thingy going on too! Woohooooooooooo..someone lets throw a party now!

 

Sorry? Did someone say hard liquor aint their thing and they want some booze? No worries mate, we got them for u! Need some chips and chocs with e beers? We have it too! Someone pls get some call girls in rite now pls! We cud get a strip club going!

 

The toilet

Peekaboo! That's me peeping in btwn the closed doors to take this artistic shot. Ok, gimme some credit lah..trying out ok..But doesn't the toilet look awesome or what!

 

Ya know ure in the Shangri-la when they've got the phone next to u while u shit. Heck, they even have e notepad next to it since they know u wont be able to run to get some note papers while u shit..

 

Not bad, the shower area is pretty big. Trust me, ive stayed in some places here tt make my bum hit all corners when im in it. Yea yea, ive got a big bum..and big boobs too *winks*

 

OH MY FUCKING GAWD WILL SOMEONE PLS SHOOT ME! IS THAT AIGNER?!?!?!?!?!?! OMG IT IS AIGNER!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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I cannot believe this! They provide Aigner toiletries! *goes on to scream for another minute, no make that another hr!*

 

Ah, a bath tub. The only grouse i have is their bath tub. See, there's a hanging line above it for u to hang your clothes. Which is fine but i thot tt well if u hang your wet clothes, then u wont be able to take a dip. Then again, its a lil disappointing they have a bath tub only considering how e regular hotels have a jacuzzi instead. Oh well, God's fair! But then again, this place does provide sea salt for your bathtubbing..

 

Gawd, check this out! They actually have that special large mirror tt enlarges your face so tt you can shave or pluck your eyebrows, white heads etc much clearly. Amazing! And if you think tt's not enough, wait till you actually walk in and notice tt u can hear the TV! Yes, they've got connecting speakers in e toilet! Imagine listening to MTV while showering. This is THE life! 

 

More Aigner toiletries and wonderful full set of toothbrush, ear cleaners, cotton bud, shower foam,  shower cap etc etc etc

 

And yes, how can we forget? They even have Aigner soap for your hands!

 

The extras

I have nothing else but impressive words for Shangri-la. They've got everything for you.  Ironing board, japanese and e normal shower thingy..iron..umbrella etc etc..

 

 The regular safe found everywhere else. But wat's difference? They've got those shoe thingies u slip into your shoes to keep them in shape. But no, that's not it. That's actually the complimentary service they throw in for every guest. If you're interested, u just need to put them in your shoes, call housekeeping and they'll shine your shoes for you at no extra charge! So thoughtful!

 

Talking abt shoes. heheh this the bedroom slippers. So cute and fluffy. I like!

 

 

Fruits!!!!!!!!!!! One thing abt Shang tho is tt they have e sweetest and freshest fruits ever.. and everytime they clean your room ie housekeeping, they will top up e fruits. It's not like a welcome gift tt other hotels give. This is like part of e room like how they change your towels, they change your untouched fruits too! And the mangoes..whoa..they were so plump and juicy! Delicious!!!!!

 

Oh, whats this? Another surprising present? Haha it's actually the hair dryer! I know, so odd rite? They kept it tt way. but oh well, nice to see something as sweet as that. 

 

 This is the view from my window. Im on the 21st storey so its quite a nice view. Check out how bad e traffic and air is man..The short building behind is the Philippine Stock Exchange..

 

The breakfast 

Breakfast time! This morning i got a pleasant surprise. I walked into Circles, the buffet breakfast area and when i got to my table, i saw these Shangri-la jams. They have Shangri-la jams! Most places just have regular brands. Im impressed again!

 

One thing im not used to in Manila is the food. Being peranakan, i LOVE spicy chilli food. So when i saw they had Indian food at the Shang, i ran towards it first. Unfortunately, im not a fan of spices itself and therefore Indian food aint exactly top on my list. I dont like biting into cardamons or star anise etc etc..thats why i LOVE malay/indonesian food instead. More milky and chilli..yummy! But since i couldnt get any such food in Manila, i had to settle for the above. Quite impressive actually. The rice was fluffy and the lamb was not bad. Oh and in Manila, they love to fry their bacon till its so hard and crispy. I dont like tt. thankfully in Shang, they lightly fry e bacon or its still soft and chewy.

 

Noodles, spring rolls and HAM! i LOVEEEE ham! It's one of those food tt i can eat everyday in every meal. Noodles are quite difficult to get in Manila. Singapore kinda noodles tt is.

 

Some fruits and sweet stuff..

 

 

The pool

What is a trip to heavenly Shangri-la without dipping into their pool? Sorry couldnt take a pic of the pool cuz annoying kids kept running pass me. only managed to take a pic of the chair. Look how comfy it is! And the towels are already placed on the chair for u. Really very thotful!

 

 

Ahhh i love Shangri-la! I wish i cud stay here forever!

 

I'm a happy babe now..hehehe 

 

Affairs btwn married men and women whether single or married is so common. But when it hits close to home, suddenly it doesnt feel common anymore.

No, nobody in my home is having an affair - my office is.

2 of my colleagues are having an affair. One's a manager and the other is a regular executive. Both, i work pretty close with and truth be told, ive been suspecting them all these while. Tho i felt it was more of her seducing him rather than a 2 way thingy.

Last week, someone stumbled on them cuddling together in e office. The 'someone' was just a temp and nobody took her seriously. Unknown to them though, the office had just fixed a new CCTV tt managed to capture everything. Imagine e IT fellar who watched e whole drama! Real life porn..wohoo! (Oops im not supposed to be happy rite)

Anyway, words were passed ard and everyone knows abt it now even e next door tenants. Apparently they had been going out of e office and spending some 'intimate' time together at little corners outside e main office. Dumb? Of course..but when ure in e heat of passion, who cares if anyone sees you.

More stories are spilled and a confession comes along..they finally admit they've been having an affair. They've been going to a nearby island to have their romps. What's sick? He's married with a newly born son and she had a fiance back then.

I dunno what's with you men sometimes really. For tt guy, hes wife is a hottie. I mean seriously, she wears e tightest gstrings and thongs and her bras are barely enough to cover her full perky breasts. Add a tight butt and a well dressed woman, i seriously dun understand why he'd cheat on his wife.

And the girl? Well she's a slut rite from e beginning. I mean yea im a slut to sleep ard and play games but i dont touch married men..not at all.

Now tt ive found out, suddenly it all makes sense. Those last minute private meetings with him to discuss the budget, her enthusiasm to come down on public holidays to work when hes ard, him fetching and sending her to work, they having lunch together, she suddenly wearing more white see thru pants tt show her overly lacy thongs…gee and all e while i thot they were really just colleagues. I respected that man, but now..i dunno.

And when i hear more abt how they were behaving intimately and holding hands at a colleague's farewell party and how she writes lil notes and sticks it on his laptop and all.. 

Im so disappointed. They were friends at some point in time.

*shakes head*

I suddenly feel so sick in e stomach..esp when details of how she gave him a lap dance, went down on him and as i quote a colleague, “bit his lips and licked whipped cream off his nipples” all while at his workstation in e office during weekends, public holidays and after working hrs. They seriously need a room..which explains e island getaway..

Look ard u now, suddenly all your colleagues dont look so innocent anymore huh? The plain jane in e finance department cud be banging your IT director and your marketing executive could be making out with the COO.

Why do people cheat? Esp when they have good other halfs? I've met both other halfs of these 2 colleagues and they're really wonderful people. Even if things werent working out, why do this and hurt e person u once loved? 

 

SIGH.. 

:( 

What kind of sex do u have? Mine's hallway sex

 

Recent research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex:The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex.

This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both
have sex until you are blue in the face.

The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex.

This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and
you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.

The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex.

This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your
sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.

The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex.

is is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you
pass each other in the hallway you both say “screw you.”

The 5th kind of sex is called: Catholic Sex,

This means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun
at night.

The 6th kind is called Courtroom Sex:

This is when you cannot stand your husband any more. He takes you to
court and screws you in front of everyone.

And last, but not least, the 7th kind of sex is called: Social
Security Sex. You get a little from time-to-time, but not enough to
live on.

Sex with women choking to death..

 

Some idiot apparently found this kinky. The things Nippon pple do! Tsk tsk. Then again, i find it a lil erotic tt e vacuum is done at e pussy area. Thats like new age foreplay.

 

“Hi darling, care for some sucking? No no, not you. I will do the sucking this time *winks*” 

 

Freaky! 

 

 

Woke up this morning feeling so sick.I curled up in bed and hugged my pillow and I felt some warm tears roll down my cheeks.

I breathed in and out heavily hoping the pain wud go away.

Sigh, why do women have to go thru this every month?

Could someone pls take all the pain away..

 

 

BEST tuna sandwich ever!

Sometime last year (or wassit e yr before), good old Delifrance decided that either they were getting boring or werent making enough money and decided they shd turn from a sandwich parlour into a bistro shit.

To give them credit, their sandwiches are STILL e BEST. Can't say e same for all their other new products. Then again, e beef lasagne i had at tampines was pretty impressive.

For me, i love mainly 2 things at Delifrance. The sandwiches, which is usually tuna or chicken mayo..and their other puffs like the chicken filleute (how e fuck do u spell tt?!) e curry stuff and some of their sweet muffin like thingies.

Unfortunately, they dont have all of that in Manila and so yesterday i had this for lunch.

 

Honestly, it was sooooooooooooooooooo delicious! I LOVE it when tuna sandwich is a bit sour. I dunno why but it always just taste best when its a lil sour. I wish i cud have 1 more cuz e sandwich is only abt 2/3 e size of e one in Singapore. Unfortunately, costing some 4 bucks, i decided not to.

I am so drooling now.

Will Delifrance Manila be sucha sweetie and sponsor a yr's supply of tuna sandwiches to me pls? Pretty pwease????

 

(On a side note, do try their sausage croissant. So big and juicy..just like how i always love all my sausages *wink wink*) 

Manila Pizza Hut!

 

I ordered some pizza the other night. You know those cheesy pops thingy that you have in Singapore too? I've always wanted to try it but somehow never did cuz i dunno, i was just afraid it'll suck? lol

Anyways, it was raining e other day and i was tired of Maccers and KFC so i figured i shd give Pizza Hut a shot since afterall the pizzas here are cheaper cuz of e currency exchange.

I ordered their meal which came with a regular cheesy pop pizza, a pepsi max, some chicken wings, garlic bread and it came with some really disgusting hersheys chewy choc candy shit.. it was so shitty i wanted to puke..

  

Cute box isnt it? How come Singapore doesnt have cute boxes like theirs?

 

This looks so huge! It's got like 20 pops or whatever  they call it. The cheesy thingy tt u can pull out.  It actually isnt all that huge. I ordered this to share with a colleague and it was just nice for 2 of us. The cheesy pops got a lil sick after awhile. Wasnt sure if it was cuz of e cheese or e fact tt we had to chew and chew and chew..yea it was a lil hard. 

 

In Singapore, e garlic breads are basically a loaf of bread. In Manila, it seems that they have it on slices. The garlic bread wasnt a winner btwn us so it was left alone. In e background are e chicken wings..and e yucky hershey candy thingy. Apologies for e blur pic, i was overly excited abt eating e chicken!

 

Yummy chicken wings! i LOVE chicken. My favorite part is actually e drumlets..(not e drumstick) and possibly even e ribs and thighs. Which reminds me, KFC in Manila serves up different body parts unlike Singapore. That story for another day. Anyways, for this chicken wings which i think was something like New Orleans flavor or something..it was lip smacking goooooooooood. Pinoys, PLS order this when u order pizza! I promise u wont regret it! 

The chicken is oh so fine..its so nicely cooked. The meat is wonderfully tender but doesnt break off the skin too easily. The marinate was soaked thru e meat so u can taste e sweetness right thru e bone. It was soooo delicious! 

Oh yea, a closer look at a slice of e pizza. The ingredients area ie e meat, veg, salami etc was very little. I wish they had more of it.

Overall, for a meal below SGD$20, it was not too bad for an overseas meal.

:)