Slutty

Malaysia Proton cannot make it..

 

Im serious. Apparently the people at 983 Live seem to think so. Ok maybe not Msia in itself (scully they sue me how..) but they obviously think Proton cannot make it.

 

I'm subscribed to their English@Work newsletter that i get quite frequently to sort of help improve my English. Kudos to them for teaching me more than just English. In this edition, I also learn that Proton is not sophisticated enough.. 

 

Check this out:

 

 

According to the article which u can read here, it clearly states “Keeping the French pronunciation and stressing the second probably sounds more sophisticated.”

Oh, like that one huh..

Then it goes on to say:

So here's a suggestion:

• if you drive a Lexus, you should park it in the gaRAGE
• if you drive a Proton, put it in the GARage

RIGHT! So if you drive a Lexus, very sophisticated..and if u drive a Proton then sorry lor, but you cannot say gaRAGE cuz a Proton isn't sophisticated.

 

Wah, daring hor some people. Make such comments and then wonder why issit our neighbors dont like us.  

*smacks forehead*

 

The Singapore media cannot be anymore dumber. Obviously i've blown things out of proportion. But considering how sensitive things are between us and our neighbors, this is seriously the last thing anyone should insinuate. Our neighbors already so fragile..u blow air onto them, their balloon will burst with steaming hot air and let out a huge sound enough to drown us in their misery..and yet our dumb local station has e cheek to write such things? I wonder which genius came up with that really.

 

That's as good as saying publicly “If you're sophisticated, you drive better cars than the ones driven by the people next door” That of course is just a probable statement considering they did state that it is probably more sophisticated to say gaRAGE when discussing Lexus..sorry ah Proton, you're not sophisticated enough so we can't classify you under gaRAGE…

Let's say it together now.. ga-RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE

 

I bet lotsa Malaysians are gonna be damn pissed now. “Wtf, you insult my country car? Singapore dont even have their own car, ah! Malaysia boleh ok..2020 hor!” 

 

What's my point of all this? Simple. I don't like Malaysia, im sure many Singaporeans dont either. Im sure lotsa Malaysians dont like Singaporeans though.

But do i dislike any Malaysians in particular? Nope. Heck, i even adore Kenny Sia so much *blushes* I just dislike how things are. I also dislike lotsa other countries. But dislike enough to write something dumb like that for tons of people to see? 

 

Nah, i'll leave that to 983Live who has obviously joined Xiaxue in a league of their own. Which coincidentally, lacks sophistication..

 

Singapore 0, Malaysia 1

 

Bleahhhhhhhhh 

 

 

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Gawd u read it right..thats e kinda things tt pple search for and stumble on my blog!!!!!! OMG just yesterday i was commenting to my friend how someone stumbled on my blog from searching for 'pain from clipping nipples'.

 

Goodness, you kinky S&M peeps! Heheh i know u like pain and sex, but still! Tsk tsk.. sounds more painful than pleasurable..

 

Someone else searched for 'slut101'

What else can i say? You came to the right place sweetieeeee!

 

On a side note, its a freaking holiday today and i gotta work cuz im in Manila!!! I follow their work schedule when im here. TMD, i kana cheated and made to work more AGAIN. Hmmph i dun care, im gonna make sure i get my off day.

 

Which btw totally explains how come nobody is on Yahoo and MSN!!! Grrrrrr 

 

*pouts*

 

:( 

I'm terribly sorry and wanna cry right now.

 

My blog stats just showed me tt a woman seached on Yahoo for my husband has an online affair and found my blog.

 

I'm extremely and terribly sorry towards this lady cuz

1) i dun actually have anything abt husbands having an online affair except 1 article in e past

2) u stumbled upon a kinky blog which im sure only torments u further considering u must be hurt tt ur hubby is cheating

3) ur hubby is cheating online

4) i cant quite help u

 

Im serious. Im not being sarcastic or anything. I truly feel sorry for this lady. When i saw my stats i was like WTF? And then i stopped for a while and thot abt it. 

For someone to actually go on Yahoo (instead of Google!) and search on something like that must be pretty suspicious and hurt by her husband. I just imagined for a while what if tt happened to me. Oh my, i'd be truly upset. I think i'd go cut my husband's dick off first but erm..thats a different story.

To the lady who came to my blog searching for something that can help you with your pain and your husband, i offer u my hugs *HUG HUG HUG* and hope things btwn u and ur hubby will resolve soon.

i'm just really sorrie that you have to go through such misery and pain.

 

*hugs* 

Add me on Friendster NOW!!!!

 

Hehe yea you read it right sweeties. I've FINALLY signed up for a Friendster account specially for you loyal sweet readers *winks*

 

I know many of you have been inviting me to join Friendster and oh well, why not hey? lol

So yea, go ahead and add me. The email is elmoism@gmail.com

 

For those who i had to reject, im sorrieeee…Friendster is soo screwed up. It didnt allow me to add everyone so i had to reject some here and there.

Would u be a sweetie and add me again?

 

Heheh thanks!

 

Lurve u all!

 

*muacks*

Food..drools! I wanna eat all this right now. I cant wait till i get back to Singapore..

 

My list goes:

 

BBQ chicken wings

Beef rendang

Chicken sambal (Ayam masak merah)

Sambal goreng (some beancurd dish..yea i LURVE spicy malay food..just malay, not indonesia tho im afraid)

Char Kuay Teow

Black carrot cake

Sambal stingray

Sambal kangkong

Breakfast meefen wif deep fried chicken wings and luncheon meat *drooooooools*

Longtong

Curry Puff

Egg prata wif fish curry

Mcdonalds sausage mcmuffin wif egg

Fishball mee with lots of charsiew and chilli!!!!!! 

Regular chap chye png..any dish will do!

Tom yum soup

Roasted chicken rice

Wonton mee!!!

Fried hokkien mee

Mutton satay

Nasi lemak 

Bah Kut Teh 

 

 

Oh man, all this thinking abt food is making me even more hungry. I wanna go back to Singapore right now!!!

 

:( 

 

Wow ive finally found it!!! YAY

 

After walking around all the malls in the main makati area, i almost kinda gave up. I was truly upset tt i couldnt find my tampon tt i wanted to use while i went swimming. However something told me tt i should try this supermarket in SM mall. Thank gawd i did cuz i finally found tampons in Manila!

 

Woohooooooo

 

Those coming to Philippines, pls remember to bring your own tampons. Alternatively, you can get them at Mercury Pharmacy (which has run out of stock! tsk tsk) or just go to SM supermarket. They have soooooo many there!

 

Hehehe yay! I'm a happy girl.

 

But..

 

My period has now ended. I no longer need e tampons afterall.

 

Fuck!!!

 

Urgh! -_- 

Sex business is BIG in this country. Afterall, there are a lot of sex workers here and lotsa whites come here to find casual sex. Even at the high end apartment i'm living at, every morning during breakfast, a skanky dressed Pinoy can be spotted with a white guy.

There's nothing wrong with that. This isn't abt nationality nor is it about any country. Afterall just look at Singapore. We have pathetic desperate SPGs who PURPOSELY throw themselves at white men. At least the women here are less desperate.

What puzzles me though is that being in a country where theres so much sex happening, i'd expect to find tampons.

Yes, u read it right. This is sucha weird post i know but in e past few days ive had my period and i wanted to swim. And save from swimming in a bloody pool, i wanted to use a tampon. Unfortunately, ive come to realise how difficult it is to get tampons.

Ive been to supermarkets, departmental stores, drug stores/pharmacy, 7-11 etc i JUST CANNOT FIND ANY TAMPONS!

It's a lil infuriating really..nono, it IS super infuriating.

I mean correct me if im wrong but e friends i have and e pple i know, have this impression tt if ure a virgin, using a tampon is sooo gonna burst tt tiny lil hymen of yours and *GASPS* ure no longer a virgin! BOOHOOOHOOOOOOO

I always thought that such impressions were from virgins. So im thinking tt in a place tt has sex lotsa sex, non virgins, and is pretty cosmopolitan, there SHOULD be tampons rite?

If you can allow a dick up your pussy, then u can let a tampon up too rite?

NOPE…

not at all..

 

Dang, remind me to bring tampons the next time i get back to Singapore…