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WHOA! Sex at ECP???

 

 

Is this for real? Are they really doing it at ECP?

Erm those who go ECP to make out regularly, can someone pls confirm?

 

Thanks.. 

Free Gloria Jeans Drinks!

 

Babe In The Car……

 

Was driving home just yesterday when this black honda with pink spots all over it drove next to me. At first i ignored it. Then i realised it drove behind me.

Ok so i felt e car was weird. Black and pink.

Then on the front panel, e driver had stuck a decal tt said “Babe In Car”

I wanted to take a look at the driver but then e lights turned green so i had to drive off.

Suddenly e driver stepped on e accelerator and overtook me like as tho wanna race liddat.

I couldn't be bothered lor..

Anyway i thot fine, u wanna race i shant bother..but i shall overtake u..which i did..

While i pass e car, i looked over at the driver..which was a lady..

and OMG…

true enough..

there was a babe in e car!!!!!

and u know what? e lady's face looked like a HUGE PIG'S FACE!!!!

*SHOCKED!*

I almost jam brake! First time i see a pig looking woman!

Her nose looked like a pig's nose, her face was so fat and fleshy, her hair pulled back that omg i thot of bak kwa and suckling pig immediately!!!! 

Was thinking to myself..

Omg ya..realllllly babe in e car man..

 

Babe the PIG!

*oink oink*

 

Hmmph..what to do, she pissed me off..hmmph!  

 

*wolf whistles* Hawt hawt babe!

 

Spotted around lil india area.. 

 

Great figure! Love e sexy legs lol  

Mmm wonderful porrrn..

 

Duncha just enjoy watching those hot chicks bang against another guy or seeing 2 lesbians make out with each other?

Ok so u might not have broadband but im sure seeing hot naked chicks turn u on rite?

I mean im totally FOR porn..nothing against it..watch it all u want man.. 

But in public?

At Macdonalds?

At Macdonald's own terminals for e public?

At Macdonald's own terminals for e public where there are children passing by?!

 

Yes, u read tt rite peeps..

 

I was at Great World City Macdonald's some 2 hrs ago and these 2 men were waiting at a table near e terminal. at first i thot they were waiting for their food so i ignored them. 

then e mgr came by and he opened up e shutters covering e terminals. immediately they got up and stood and plonked themselves in front of e computer. i thot they were weird man.

ya lah got pple queue up in front of e libraries before they open just to read free newpapers, but to queue up at maccers at 7plus am just to use free internet, like kinda weird rite?

again i ignored them until mommy told me e fellar on e left was surfing on porn..

i turned ard and omfg he WAS SURFING ON PORN!!!

 

Women with bouncy jiggly breasts were flashing on e screen. I took a closer look and saw the website. it was some Personals kind and all his msgs were sexual!

Goodness me!

And tt wasnt it. There were kids passing by and he just ignored them. he was too shiok to realise his surroundings.

worse still, this fellar is ur typical fat, pot belly, short, old man with glasses. e typical hamsup kind!!!

EWWWWWWWWW

 

Pls pple, in future if u need to surf on porn, kindly refrain from doing it in public..that's just sick!

 

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