Slutty

You're guilty of this. Now, dont try and click this window off or surf onto another page. You know you have these traits and as much as you wish to deny it, face it..it’s written all over your face.  I’m talking abt bosses or women who are insecure.  

I work in a predominantly female environment. Yea there are men here too and the only action u get from them is when the women throw themselves at them. (Erm I’ll leave tt for another entry)

There are a coupla women I work with directly and I honestly do not know what’s with them. I always thought that if you’re already in management, u shd kiss your lucky stars and BE HAPPY. But somehow, ive come to realize that whenever a woman enters management, suddenly she starts growing things in her ass (explains why they become so uptight) and become berserk with temperaments and behaviors that are bound to make any known psychologist confused.  For example, I have a colleague who’s an assistant mgr. by that definition, she’s more like the Manager’s assistant rather than e assistant mgr. I don’t blame her for being treated tt way. Afterall, if u don’t know how to carry yourself in the presence of others and make your presence felt, you might as well lie next to the door and be a floor mat.   Having mentioned that, I find it terribly annoying how she adores replying a certain boss’ email (I’ll touch on e boss soon below) and adding comments that are already so blatantly in her face. No, I take that back. The facts are so blatant, it’ll make a retard turn smart! Duhhhhhh…  I find it annoying how she does that to purposely look like she’s doing work, that she’s thinking (ahh, that’s an achievement for ugly bimbos ya know) and that shes taking ownership of something.  

Worse still, I simply hate it when she doesn’t know how to handle/manage her workload and then comes dumping all e extra work tt she doesn’t know how to do, all onto ur table without any instructions. She just leaves it there till I openly ask which dumb loser dumped all e trash onto my table. Then she’ll walk over and tell me to “do something abt it”. Like oh wow, do something abt it. Sure, lemme toss it all into e bin, bimbo! And she’s e ASSistant Mgr. Heh, explains a lot yea J

  

Man, I really wonder how did these pple get their jobs. She must suck good cock. Oops did I just type tt?! =X hahaha

 

So moving on. There comes the boss. Ah yes yes. You reading this now. Don’t pretend tt you’re not like this ok. Female bosses are sooooooooo guilty of this I tell u. I’m sure you’re bound to come across at least 1 of the following items tt you’re guilty of.  

My boss is damn insecure. What’s new rite? After sending me to Peeleepins, my feelings towards her have grown more and more.

  

Negative feelings that is. Grrr…

  

ANYWAYS…

  

My boss is damn insecure (yah I know I already mentioned it lah..lemme say it a few times more can or not. Just like a certain famous bimbo blogger *ahem*, this is MY blog so I’m writing for MYSELF..as if!). She LOVES to accuse me of ALL her mistakes. Being a fucking bitch, whenever she does something wrong, immediately she just blames me. It’s like as tho I was hired to be her scapegoat. I bet when I quit, she’ll put up an ad in straits times looking for a meek goat who adores being slaughtered.

 And my boss is damn blur. I know many of you are guilty of this. At work, you all pretend to be super hardworking sending emails flying up and down here and there. Hah typical of e civil service. But actually, u know nothing abt what ure emailing abt. U just pretend to ask stupid qns here and there and then CC all e big bosses to show tt ure WORKING. And then separately, u send another email to ur staff asking them to do all e ground work for u. At the end of e month, u’ll do a report for e mgmt and present “YOUR” findings. *spits* Worse off, you still don’t know whats going on!  

To add on, then blur already. Always damn fickle. That’s e problem with female bosses. THEY JUST DON’T KNOW WHAT THEY WANT! 1 moment they want this, another moment they want something else. Another moment they feel they dowan e first 2 and want something else. Then another moment the new thing is not as good and finally just accept e first proposal.

  

Cmon lor, wtf man. You don’t do this every morning with your panties rite. You don’t wear your panties and then think it’s not pink enough so u change into a gstring but feel its too ticklish so u change into granny undies but realize ure not having ur period so u change into thongs but then realize that u feel a bit naked so u change back into ur panties, rite? (whoa tt was sucha mouthful!)

Then ah…then then then then thennnn… my boss rite, shes so insecure (okok I know, I try to cut down this sentence ok?). She doesn’t like it if you buy branded goods. She feels that since she’s e boss, only SHE can buy branded goods cuz she got the money. U downstairs corporate ladder kind cannot afford ok..u poor poor peeper one. Cannot have money one lor. Fucking dumb man. She needs to get a life. And seriously, I notice many women bosses are like that. Like harlow whats ur prob? U think everyone is using real branded items? Even if it is really branded, pple can save money ok. Not everyone is as dumb as u to throw all their money on stupid diamond rings and ugly hair dyes that only make u look like a mop. Tsk tsk..  And u female bosses, sometimes ah..your emotions really get e better of u. Just how many times have u done things a certain way JUST BECAUSE YOU WANT IT DONE THAT WAY? *digs nose and flicks it over to all the annoying female bosses* arlow..u think what? This is ur father’s company issit? U think we all here come to work for u issit? U think we all got nothing better to do issit? U think we got no mind of our own and only know how to listen to ur dumb work attitude issit? Sheesh. I really dunno whats with such women bosses really lor..wake up ur idea can or not? Why must pple listen to YOU? Ure a manager. U shd manage and guide. And not throw your heavy weight ard and get into a temper.  

Ahh temper. Which reminds me. Female bosses are damn emotional. My boss ah..i dunno whether issit last nite she didn’t have enough sex or what, but she came to work this morning and was damn grumpy. (she was also missing that glow on her cheek so erm, I think its due to lack of a power orgasm lah..i cud be wrong but heck it..) and when shes grumpy, whoa…its enough to clear any traffic jam on CTE. It’s like some magnetic force tt just blows everyone away. It’s a no way zone tt u better not even come anywhere near.

  

Cmon lor, be professional can? Whether u didn’t have enough sex last nite, or u fought wif ur husband, or found out ur sister in law received some diamonds from ur mother in law but u didn’t, or u found out that ur other friends are earning more than u, JUST DON’T BRING UR DUMB EMOTIONS TO WORK! I wasn’t hired to face ur smelly face in e morning. If u have issues, pls take e day off. Don’t come in and throw tantrums at ur innocent staff. We didn’t do anything wrong. So pls, go reflect lady bosses.

 Hmmph.. my my this has gotta be one of my longest entries lol

 

Some people look like their car. Their car however is really ugly.

Oops! *slaps my mouth*

What a way to start e morning, being bitchy and all.

Heh i love u all  

 

Think you're 'dirty' enough? Try out these questions. I'll post the answers in a coupla days  

 

1. When I go in I might cause pain. I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow. I can fill your hole. What am I?

2. A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. What am I?

3. I'm spread before I'm eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes like to lick my nuts. What am I?

4. I go in hard. I come out soft. You blow me hard . What am I?

5. All day long it's in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me. What am I?

6. I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When You blow me you feel good. What am I?

7. If I miss, I hit your bush. It's my job to stuff your box. When I come, it's news. What am I?

8. I offer protection. I get the finger ten times. You use your fingers to get me off. What am I?

9. I assist an erection. Sometimes big balls hang from me. I'm called a big swinger. What am I?

10. I'm at least 6 inches long. I leave foamy lubrication when engaged in my job. What am I?

Lucky Guy Gets Sexy Teacher 

 

Three couples got married and spent their honeymoons at the same hotel, where they were all attended to by Jeff the Bellboy.

The first man married a nurse.

Jeff showed them to their room, all the while thinking to himself, “Lucky guy! Nurses are known to be hot to trot.”

The second man married a telephone operator.

Jeff showed them to their room, while thinking to himself, “Wow, he's one lucky dude. Telephone operators have such sexy voices and once you pop that top button.. Va-voom.”

The third man married a school teacher.

Jeff showed them to their room and thought to himself, “Poor sap. She may be pretty, but teachers are way too frigid.”

At 5:30 the following morning, Jeff reported to work. He expected the teacher's husband to call for breakfast any minute, but was sure the other two wouldn't call until much later in the day.

The phone rang at 6 a.m. and it was the nurse's husband wanting breakfast. Jeff took breakfast up to the room and when the husband opened the door, Jeff stepped back in shock. The man's pajamas were still pressed and his hair nicely combed.

“Sir, what happened?” asked Jeff. “You married a nurse.”

“Son, don't ever marry a nurse,” the man sourly replied. “All I heard last night was her nagging voice saying, 'You're not sanitary, you're not sanitary'.”

The phone rang again at 6:30 a.m. and this time it was the telephone operator's husband calling for breakfast. Jeff took it to the room as quickly as possible. When the man opened the door, Jeff stepped back in shock. The man's hair was neatly combed and his pajamas nicely pressed.

“What happened?” Jeff asked with surprise. “Telephone operators as supposed to be as sexy as their voices.”

“Son, don't ever marry a telephone operator,” the man groaned. “All I heard last night was her nasal voice saying, 'Your three minutes are up, your three minutes are up'.”

Jeff returned to his desk, sure that the teacher's husband would be calling at any moment.

Finally, at 4 p.m., the teacher's husband called for breakfast.

Jeff couldn't believe it, but quickly took the breakfast to the couple's room. When the man opened the door, Jeff stepped back in shock. The man was wearing only a pair of boxers, his hair was a mess, and there were scratches all over his chest, arms and legs.

“My goodness sir, what happened to you?” Jeff asked, fearing the worst. “Did you have a fight?”

The man, grinning from ear to ear, happily replied, “No. Son, when you marry be sure it's to a school teacher. All I heard last night was her sexy, smooth voice saying, 'We're going to do this over, and over, and over again, until we get it right'.”

In the past few days (or shd it be weeks? feels damn long man!) I've done e following things:

 

1) downed gawd knows how many cans of redbull in hope of staying up till 9pm (i know! im sucha loser)

2) ate enough food to make me grow into a whale in under 5 days

3) attempt to exercise by climbing up and down the bus  (4 buses to be exact. what to do, its quite an achievement for a whale to climb up and down ok..)

4) taken enough taxis to start the Taxi Donation Fund

5) bought all e clothes i'll ever need to last in Fee-lee-pins (ure dumb if u cant make out tt word)

6) scolded e most number of knn/cb/fuck etc under my breath as i looked at my sagggy boobed boss as she has posted me to Fee-lee-pins

7) checked out my boss' saggggggy ass too (gee, this lady just sags everywhere!)

8) went into a frenzy at the Watsons sale because they were selling plastic/PVC shoes

9) checked out so many girls' ass (i told u im bi!)

10) and craved for ba kwa so many million times tt i almost wanted to move into Bee Cheng Hiang 

 

this is sucha useless entry. i know.

i

need

a

life

 

:( 

  

Slutty is back!

Mmmmm this turns me on just thinking abt it.

I went to the French Stall last nite with RaspberrySwirlz and omg, i think i orgasmed at the table! (No, we weren't having sex (yet!) or making out)

No kidding!

Their pork loins and tiramisu made me gush all night long.

Never have i tasted such yummy thick meat (erm ok humans not counted lol ) and wonderfully soft and creamy tiramisu.

I'll update more when the pics come in. (Babe msn them to me pweaseeee)

In the meantime, excuse me while i continue licking my lips while I fantasize abt last nite's dinner..