Slutty

I was Facebook hopping earlier on and I suddenly stumbled on my ex bf's profile. It caught my attention cuz I noticed he is like really super cute now.

For those who know me personally and know tt I dated this loser back then (gawd knows what I was thinking), they all know what a weirdo he is.

So imagine how surprised I was when I saw his profile. Gone were his long oily hair, ugly all black clothes and sulky face. Instead what I saw was a super hunky guy with a twinkly smile.

Itchy me just HAD to msg e fellar to chat him up.

Surprisingly, he replied within 5 minutes. It sure felt as tho he was hanging ard on Facebook waiting for me to msg him LOL..hehe 

I clicked on e response and omg, tt loser replied “Ya, what do u want? Have u not tormented me enough in my life?”

Whoaaa.. tts kinda heavy for a simple Hi from me ya?

So i ignored him and just said tt i wanted to just say hi cuz I saw him on Facebook.

Again, tt loser responded with a rude response.

“I'm fine. No, i'm great. SUPER GREAT. I'm having sex with so many girls now. So many girls are dying to be with me. In fact i'm chatting on the phone with a very hot girl now. Hotter than you and she loves me so much unlike you who cheated my heart. Stop patronising me.”

-_-

What did i do wrong?

All i did was say Hi.

Men can be sooooooooo immature sometimes. To think tt just cuz I didnt wanna sleep wif him (he had e tiniest dick ever! i swear!!! 3 inches for a hardon IS NOT e penis..) and cuz I wasn't madly in love with him (and how was I supposed to be in love with someone who had terrible body odour..again, i didn't know what I was thinking back then!), he gets all insecure and defensive.

And to think it's been 10 yrs on..

To think men sometimes wonder why women are mean to them.

*rolls eyes* 

If tt wasn't bad enough, he replied me even tho I stopped replying him and said, “I lost my virginity to a hot Filipino chick btw”

RIGHT.

I bet it was some Pinoy maid or a Pinoy prostitute..and why e fuck wud anyone wanna admit something like tt?

What a fucker…

LOSER!

Urgh..whatever, im going to sleep..am not gonna bother abt such losers..Bah! 

So apparently our dear famous Dawn Yang has a sex blog with tons of slutty kinky pics of her. The kind tt is supposed to make u horny and wanna be an angmoh cuz apparently she only fucks angmohs. 

Dunno whassup wif tt. 

The question is though, who has her blog URL?

My fingers and eyes are damn itchy to read her blog so if someone cud share with me e link, i'd give u a yummy virtual kiss *winks*

Dun gimme e hardwarezone links crap cuz i've seen them.

I want e SEX BLOG url itself.

So cmon, go help me check it up..i've given up on Google

 

*pouts*