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A girl checked me out tonight! I was sooooo flattered cuz she was pretty hot till i looked closer and I realised she was a Pinoy. Not tt it was a bad thing cuz some Pinoy chicks can be reaaaaaally hot..but erm, you'll understand why. 

I was waiting for a cab and she kept turning ard to look at me.

Somehow it struck me tt she wasnt exactly picking me up but tt perhaps she thot i was like her.. a prostitute.

Her 'client' came over and touched her all over before glancing at me and giving me a cheeky smile.

 

Do i look like a prostitute? Oh shut up.

Don't gimme the whole see thru low cut shit.

Dammit man. I dunno whether i feel pissed tt a prostitute cud 'identify' me or tt maybe perhaps she was really checking me out.

But ya know honestly, i got turned on.

I stood behind her and cudnt stop myself from checking out her tight perky ass.

She was wearing regular panties but e top of her skirt was lacy and totally see thru. I kept leaning forward to see if i cud sneak any crack. Pity I cudnt. But tt didn't stop me from checking her fleshy arms. (i've got a thing for slightly fleshy women, not fat..just more fleshy than stick thin anorexic girls).

Anyways, shes hot! Like seriously hot. Not exactly big boobs but I was imaging how it'd like to have a girl on me.

Imagine having this sexy naked girl on me as I lie down on e bed. While she's rubbing her crotch against mine, I'm groping her nice hardened nipple boobs while I her hair sways and touches my body. and then i hear her moan softly like a super horny kitten.. 

Mmmm..

Im beginning to like that thought. Gee, my lesbian tendencies are kicking in..yet again.

Anyone knows where i can dial for a lesbo prostitute or something?

Anyone? No?

How abt any girls willing to volunteer for some nice fun?

You've got my email yea..

*winks*

 

p/s: Horny men, dun email me now. I want pussy at this moment  

OMG this is so insulting! I know I just turned *forever 18* a coupla days ago but tt doesnt mean I am officially an auntie!!!!

I was shopping at Raffles City this afternoon and wanted to pee so i made my way to the ladies on e 2nd floor.

To my horror, this lil girl shouted out to me “Auntie, auntie..i found a toilet for youuuuu!!!”

I looked around to see who she was beckoning over when I realised tt everyone was looking back at me.

-_-

Hello, im a jiejie…not AUNTIE!!!!!!

I know lah, a few new wrinkles popped up recently but i aint no auntie! In fact, i was wearing a very sexy see thru low cut blouse tt wud have made my nipple burst out if i walked any faster.

AND YET SHE THINKS AND CALLS ME AUNTIE?!

Since when did Aunties dress so sexily and provocatively?  

I am soo offended ok.

Officially soooooo offended.

Hmmph….

 

Excuse me while i go put on my new face mask now. Seems like i'll really be needing it.

 

:(