Slutty

I sat down on the plane and suddenly I felt a bulge rub against my left shoulder. I looked to my left and I saw a crotch, a hard-on in fact. I looked up and it was him - e same guy I saw earlier on. He had changed his jacket and was wearing the airline uniform. 

He was helping a passenger upload their luggage into e bag area behind my seat. When he was finally done, I realised it wasn't a hard-on. His crotch WAS that BIG. I quickly turned away to avoid any contact.

“Hi Mdm, could you please bring your seat forward, we're about to take off.”

I gulped.

As I placed my finger on the button to push the seat forward, that very same voice said “You look so much prettier up close”.

I blushed and he walked off.

It was after dinner when I felt I really had to pee. Had controlled too long while waiting for everyone to finish their toilet business.

I got out of my seat and walked to the back of the plane. It was dark and I could barely make out the toilet behind the closed curtains.

Stumbling from door to door, I pushed one of the doors and went in. I did my business and washed up, ready to step out.

I opened the door and out of nowhere, I felt a huge bump on my body. I blinked hard to clear my eyes and there he was again. This time, his hard body pressed against my breasts. 

Tried as I might not to notice it, I felt the bulge again. I swear it could have been a hard-on! 

I tried moving to my right and he tried moving to the left which in turn was my right. We did that again in the opposite direction only to rub against each other. Did it for a few times and I could feel my breasts jiggle against his chest and his crotch rub against mine.

It felt sooo good. Like a nice dry hump.

I let out a short and soft moan.

“I'm sorry. I'm Axxxxx. Give me a call when you're settled in Manila?”

I looked at him with a puzzled face.

He moved his body closer towards me, as though he was gonna kiss me..but then moved over and whispered into my ear.

“Call me. Let's hook up. We can have lots of good fun”

He winked at me and slid a paper into my hand. It was his number..as tho he was planning on giving it to me even before he bumped into me.

I smiled and walked back to my seat.

Arrived in Manila shortly and gave him a call. I had barely left the airport in fact and was wondering if he would be putting up anywhere near my apartment.

The phone rang but nobody answered.

“Are u looking for me?”

I turned around and omg it was as tho he was stalking me! My smile gave it away..it was too obvious I was keen on seeing him.

“I'm staying at e XXX. All of us stay at e same hotel, not very convenient to hang out right now. Perhaps we can hook up for dinner tonight? So this is your number right? How abt I call u when I reach the hotel and we decide a place?”

I nodded and got on the taxi.

He rang me up close to 7..just as I was thinking he was not gonna call. He asked to meet in one of e pubs at Makati.

I dressed and got into a cab. It was close to 830 by e time I arrived. Yes, traffic in Makati is terrible..and u thot Bangcock was worse!

Standing at e corner in a nice blazer and a long white sleeve shirt was him. No tie, blazer unbuttoned. I walked closer and just 2m away I cud smell his thick musky cologne.

Now anyone who knows me or who has fucked me knows how crazy and horny I get when my man has some nice musky cologne on. Just drives my pussy wild! Imagine how turned on I got when I smelt him!

He spared no time in wasting to get to know me. He pulled me over hugged me. And when I say hug, I meant he hugged my butt.

“I'm horny,” he said.

“Me too,” I replied.

He took my hand and pulled me to the corner of e road.

I thot to myself. Here? By e roadside of some Makati road? Ok so i've had outdoor sex but so openly?

My hormones were raging and I soon found myself not bothering about it. His kisses on my neck were too intense for me to think too much.

He slid his hands under my top and flicked my nipples. It felt soo nice.

I felt sooo horny.

He stopped flicking and started kissing me full on the lips instead.

Before I knew it, I felt my right leg being lifted and put on his lap. He then placed his hands under my skirt, parting my thongs. His fingers were so warm.

They quickly but carefully found its way to my clit, tickling it and leaving me moaning. Again, he stopped doing it.

I dunno if it was his trick or what to get me hornier by doing something to get me into e mood only to stop when I was really feeling super shiok.

But it was ok, cuz what was way better was gonna start.

He took out his cock and omg..if on e plane was a hard-on i thot, then i was soooooooooooo wrong! This fellar has one helluva dino-cock!

He rubbed it against my pussy, not putting it in at all.

And suddenly i pushed him away.

“No condoms?” I asked guiltily. Ok so i HATE to ask guys for condoms when I have sex but hello? Protection comes first! I know it totally kills e mood but I cudnt help it. But trust me, in this case, it was really necessary as u'll find out soon.

He whipped out his wallet and said it was in there. I put down my leg and tried to help him.

As he pulled out the condom, his wallet fell on the floor.

I bent over and picked it up. The wallet was opened and in it was a family pic of him.

“You're married? To that girl? I thot tt girl earlier today was just your gf..OMG you have a son?!?!?!?!?!”

My jaw hung open.

I turned to him and before I cud even control myself, my hand flew towards his face and gave him a really hard slap.

I don't do married men..at all.

For him to have done that and not even have e decency to let me know..that just turned me off totally.

I pulled down my skirt properly and ran off to the taxi stand across the pub.  I jumped into e cab and as I looked back, I noticed he was still standing by e corner of the road.

Not sure if he was still in shock but I sure was.

I went home that nite and felt disgusted and guilty.

Whatever the case, I was wrong to have flirted with him.

 

Point of story, I don't do attached men.

So married men out there who have been emailing me openly to tell me tt ure married and want some fun outside of ur marriage, pls..thanks for telling me ure married but no, whatever e case..i'm never gonna sleep with any of u. (Including e bastard who was willing to pay $3K..ure sucha loser..read me? LOSER!)

Urgh..im still feeling disgusted with myself for getting involved with a cabin crew.

Oh whateva..goodnite.

And oh, Happy Countdown! 

 

I glanced to my left to check the time and I saw a handsome smile shooting towards me. I blinked to clear my eyes and surprisingly, a yummilicious tanned guy was looking straight at me. I casually looked around to see if there was anyone else he was looking at. But no, it was just me.

I looked back and smiled. He blinked his sexy almond eyes and winked.

A smile broke out and I found myself returning it.

Our eyes hooked up and we begin flirting. My right eyebrow raised, my dimples appeared.

Suddenly his smile broke apart and he looked away.

I looked over to his right where he had looked over to. Sitting next to him was an SIA stewardess.

She glared at me with angry eyes.

I looked away in surprise.

He got up reluctantly as she pulled him away.

They both disappeared around the corner.

It was the last i'd see of him I said to myself.

But no, it was just the beginning.

There was this sexy girl at church just now and i know im supposed to be all holy but i really couldnt help noticing her.

No, i wasn't checking her out. I was checking her crotch and cameltoe tt was so openly displayed cuz of e dress she chose to wore.

Miss Purple-Cameltoe-Girl at Holy Family Church who went on stage during mass, apparently didnt realise (i hope she didnt realise cuz it wud be terribly rude if she did it on purpose) tt e slinky tight body hugging dress tt she wore at church was e kind tt had static and wud cling onto ur body. And of all places, it chose to cling onto her crotch area.

Of course it was made worse by e fact tt when she stood up from her seat to get on stage, she didnt bother to pull her dress down properly..which only clinged onto her crotch, revealing her tight panties clinging onto her ahem tt caused e cameltoe.

I know i dress wild and revealing at times but this is church. I know she didnt mean it. My point here is to highlight to e other girls who go to church tt when u do go to church, u need to choose ur clothes appropriately and know how to wear it.

This has got to be e first time tt i didnt get horny when i saw cameltoe. Surprisingly, I actually got offended and felt it was rude.

I think im really turning into an old auntie.

Oh dear..

 

Anyone still wanna fuck me, e old auntie?

Sigh..

:(

 

Anyways,

MERRY XMAS! 

Heya peeps, sorrie for e disappearing act. I went back to Manila early this week and just arrived home some few hours ago.

I'm sorry to those who emailed asking where i've gone to and have yet to receive any response.

My internet at my apartment got cut off since i wasn't using it (and paying too!) so i had no internet access.

Was too busy at work to surf e net too.

Lemme change and i'll blog more.

 

Love u all!  

I was Facebook hopping earlier on and I suddenly stumbled on my ex bf's profile. It caught my attention cuz I noticed he is like really super cute now.

For those who know me personally and know tt I dated this loser back then (gawd knows what I was thinking), they all know what a weirdo he is.

So imagine how surprised I was when I saw his profile. Gone were his long oily hair, ugly all black clothes and sulky face. Instead what I saw was a super hunky guy with a twinkly smile.

Itchy me just HAD to msg e fellar to chat him up.

Surprisingly, he replied within 5 minutes. It sure felt as tho he was hanging ard on Facebook waiting for me to msg him LOL..hehe 

I clicked on e response and omg, tt loser replied “Ya, what do u want? Have u not tormented me enough in my life?”

Whoaaa.. tts kinda heavy for a simple Hi from me ya?

So i ignored him and just said tt i wanted to just say hi cuz I saw him on Facebook.

Again, tt loser responded with a rude response.

“I'm fine. No, i'm great. SUPER GREAT. I'm having sex with so many girls now. So many girls are dying to be with me. In fact i'm chatting on the phone with a very hot girl now. Hotter than you and she loves me so much unlike you who cheated my heart. Stop patronising me.”

-_-

What did i do wrong?

All i did was say Hi.

Men can be sooooooooo immature sometimes. To think tt just cuz I didnt wanna sleep wif him (he had e tiniest dick ever! i swear!!! 3 inches for a hardon IS NOT e penis..) and cuz I wasn't madly in love with him (and how was I supposed to be in love with someone who had terrible body odour..again, i didn't know what I was thinking back then!), he gets all insecure and defensive.

And to think it's been 10 yrs on..

To think men sometimes wonder why women are mean to them.

*rolls eyes* 

If tt wasn't bad enough, he replied me even tho I stopped replying him and said, “I lost my virginity to a hot Filipino chick btw”

RIGHT.

I bet it was some Pinoy maid or a Pinoy prostitute..and why e fuck wud anyone wanna admit something like tt?

What a fucker…

LOSER!

Urgh..whatever, im going to sleep..am not gonna bother abt such losers..Bah! 

So apparently our dear famous Dawn Yang has a sex blog with tons of slutty kinky pics of her. The kind tt is supposed to make u horny and wanna be an angmoh cuz apparently she only fucks angmohs. 

Dunno whassup wif tt. 

The question is though, who has her blog URL?

My fingers and eyes are damn itchy to read her blog so if someone cud share with me e link, i'd give u a yummy virtual kiss *winks*

Dun gimme e hardwarezone links crap cuz i've seen them.

I want e SEX BLOG url itself.

So cmon, go help me check it up..i've given up on Google

 

*pouts* 

Dear Fat Ladies with thunder thighs who choose to wear super short shorts,  what is wrong with all of u?

What's with the tons of confidence in deciding to parade around town in uber short shorts tt show every inch of your cellulite laden thighs tt are capable of causing a tsunami rippling effect when your thigh jiggles with every step you take?

Did you look into one of those mirrors tt stretch u upwards giving u e perception tt ure thin and tall? Cuz if u did, I suggest u look into one of those regular mirrors that show u e real you.  

It's one thing to wear berms on a hot day but it's another to wear tight short shorts and think you're cool. The only thing 'cool' would be my face when it freezes from the shock of seeing your thunder thighs.  

I just cannot fathom what goes on in your mind when you struggled to put on those shorts. Yes i know..you WERE struggling. Cuz with sucha fat ass and gigantic thighs like yours, I'd be surprised if Moses Lim can't fit into them.

Alright alright, jokes aside.

Seriously, whassup with e new look of wearing shorts to town these days? Ok so it's cool. But this is a case of fashion gone TOTALLY WRONG. It's a case of women buying clothes tt they think looks good on them juz cuz e model wearing it looks gorgeous. Excuse me ladies but Cindy Crawford is Cindy Crawford. I don't even care if your name is Cindy but you ain't gonna be able to pull off tt look baby..

I was having lunch with a friend this afternoon at Sakae Sushi at Wheelock when she pointed out this chubby girl who was wearing a pair of shorts tt was soooo short tt i cud see her butt cheeks!

I swear i lost my appetite right there and then.

It was bad seeing her whole thighs filled with cellulite..right down to her knee area. (Ah well, i have cellulite too but i dun dress like tt!) It was bad tt I had to see her thighs jiggle as she walked.

But it was TERRIBLY HORRIBLY AMAZINGLY DISGUSTINGLY SICK to see someone's jiggly cellulite butt cheek!

Ok tt made me go “eek!” too.

OMG girl, for e love of God, pls go buy yourself a new pair of shorts! Seeing tt ure fat, pls stop squeezing into such clothes and go on ebay. Go buy clothes from US, they have MEGA sizes! Just stop traumatizing we Orchard shoppers!

I know it's e time to share since it's Xmas, but i really don't need you to share your intimate jiggly bits with me in public.

Oh gawd im really feeling sick. Not to mention, this has gotta be like e 3542356657th time I saw a fat girl wear shorts tt were tooooo short for her.

This suddenly reminds me of another fashion faux pas..e hipster pants and e butt crack.

Ok, i'll save tt one for another time.

Heh