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Friends

2007-11-29

Losing a dear friend is always e hardest. I have decided to share with you all a very touching story about life and death, and the friends we have.

 

The following is sure to stir up your heart and touch your soul.

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AHAHAHAHAHA that soooooooooooo cracked me up.

 

It's Friday tmr! TGIF people! :) 

 

 

 





Ewww

2007-11-29

I was on my way to meet a client at Hougang so we decided to take e NEL line followed by the LRT. I've taken the NEL line like less than 3 times in my whole life and i've never taken the LRT before so it was quite e adventure for me.

Unfortunately, on our way back, my colleague noticed something really eww. There was this fat boy..and by boy i don't mean toddler, im referring to an upper secondary school kid, who was occupying 2 seats. No he's not THAT fat. But e fattie obviously thought he wasn't fat enough to occupy 2 seats so he decided that he should place his feet on e other seat.

Now, i'm no saint here and i DO sometimes place my bag on e other seat when I take e bus. But when it's pack, I pick it up and let whoever have the seat. This boy however was oblivious to his surroundings and i'll tell you why in a bit.

We stood at the corner and had our bodies facing him directly. Yet this boy decided that he wouldn't care any less if anyone on e train was gonna stare at him dig his nose and smell it. YES. he DUG his nose and SMELLED it as tho he had plucked some kinda Hugo Boss fragrance from his already dripping nose.

Did i just hear someone puke?

If you think tt's sick, wait till I tell you what he did next.

For some odd reason or another, he must have felt that his armpits (YES armpits) needed plucking in the middle of the train. So he rolled up his sleeves and begin rubbing his armpits. Now, this is e first time ive seen a boy of his age without armpit hair..perhaps he hasnt reached puberty? And i dunno if it's his birthmark or what, but his whole right side armpit had a very dark reddish brown patch. Perhaps it's from e over rubbing, I wouldnt know.

Anyways, this boy continued to rub as tho he was rubbing some kinda genie out from his armpits. And whoa, as I blinked, he started pressing e skin at his armpits together and pulled out some blackish thingy.

EEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!

He continued doing that while he rotated btwn plucking his armpit hair (obviously he never heard of tweezers) and rubbing e genie out of his pits.

You think that's e worse?  Hah nope!

He then brought his armpits near to his face and SNIFFED IT REAL HARD. And i think his nose must not be working from all tt digging cuz all of us ard him cud smell his disgusting stench. But noooo, this boy continued rubbing his armpits and then with those same fingers, he smelled them. Ironically, he enjoyed e stench! He smelled it and smiled to himself as tho he had just rubbed out some gold or something.

But no, this isnt e end. There's still e grand finale HAHAHAH

By then I was really damn sick and felt like puking out my chicken rice but nooo, this fellar decided tt it wasnt disgusting enough. Cuz he then placed those same stinky fingers into his mouth and sucked on it. After finish sucking, he spat out a lump of saliva on his hand and proceeded to rub it on the long metal railings!!!!

I immediately took my hands off e other railings. Dunno if he had done it to e other railings!!!

OMG

Now you know why i HATE public transport?!

 

EWW EWW EWW

 

I feel so sick now :( 

 

 





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