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Losing a dear friend is always e hardest. I have decided to share with you all a very touching story about life and death, and the friends we have.

 

The following is sure to stir up your heart and touch your soul.

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AHAHAHAHAHA that soooooooooooo cracked me up.

 

It's Friday tmr! TGIF people!  

 

 

 

I was on my way to meet a client at Hougang so we decided to take e NEL line followed by the LRT. I've taken the NEL line like less than 3 times in my whole life and i've never taken the LRT before so it was quite e adventure for me.

Unfortunately, on our way back, my colleague noticed something really eww. There was this fat boy..and by boy i don't mean toddler, im referring to an upper secondary school kid, who was occupying 2 seats. No he's not THAT fat. But e fattie obviously thought he wasn't fat enough to occupy 2 seats so he decided that he should place his feet on e other seat.

Now, i'm no saint here and i DO sometimes place my bag on e other seat when I take e bus. But when it's pack, I pick it up and let whoever have the seat. This boy however was oblivious to his surroundings and i'll tell you why in a bit.

We stood at the corner and had our bodies facing him directly. Yet this boy decided that he wouldn't care any less if anyone on e train was gonna stare at him dig his nose and smell it. YES. he DUG his nose and SMELLED it as tho he had plucked some kinda Hugo Boss fragrance from his already dripping nose.

Did i just hear someone puke?

If you think tt's sick, wait till I tell you what he did next.

For some odd reason or another, he must have felt that his armpits (YES armpits) needed plucking in the middle of the train. So he rolled up his sleeves and begin rubbing his armpits. Now, this is e first time ive seen a boy of his age without armpit hair..perhaps he hasnt reached puberty? And i dunno if it's his birthmark or what, but his whole right side armpit had a very dark reddish brown patch. Perhaps it's from e over rubbing, I wouldnt know.

Anyways, this boy continued to rub as tho he was rubbing some kinda genie out from his armpits. And whoa, as I blinked, he started pressing e skin at his armpits together and pulled out some blackish thingy.

EEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!

He continued doing that while he rotated btwn plucking his armpit hair (obviously he never heard of tweezers) and rubbing e genie out of his pits.

You think that's e worse?  Hah nope!

He then brought his armpits near to his face and SNIFFED IT REAL HARD. And i think his nose must not be working from all tt digging cuz all of us ard him cud smell his disgusting stench. But noooo, this boy continued rubbing his armpits and then with those same fingers, he smelled them. Ironically, he enjoyed e stench! He smelled it and smiled to himself as tho he had just rubbed out some gold or something.

But no, this isnt e end. There's still e grand finale HAHAHAH

By then I was really damn sick and felt like puking out my chicken rice but nooo, this fellar decided tt it wasnt disgusting enough. Cuz he then placed those same stinky fingers into his mouth and sucked on it. After finish sucking, he spat out a lump of saliva on his hand and proceeded to rub it on the long metal railings!!!!

I immediately took my hands off e other railings. Dunno if he had done it to e other railings!!!

OMG

Now you know why i HATE public transport?!

 

EWW EWW EWW

 

I feel so sick now  

 

 

Chen Weilian's affair! Ooh more gossip. I dunno whassup with the online news these days. The net has been overflooded with tons of stories on Rowena Chen and now there's Chen Weilian. Ya lohh you got it right, he's the singer who is blind. (Why do i sound so auntie in e last sentence? As it is pple say i very charbor liao )

Interestingly enough, i didn't know he's not fully blind. Did you all know tt? Or perhaps his phone has braille option on they keypad? (is there even sucha thing in e first place?) Cuz apparently Chen Weilian was sending flirty smses to this married woman (oh wow, yet ANOTHER married woman story) and her hubby caught them red handed. And now, e woman wants to leave her hubby for Weilian. Oooooh

Erm, im speechless.

Reading e other forums, someone said love is blind therefore it's possible. WHAT A GOOD PUN!

I couldnt stop laughing. As mean as that is, it does make sense.  The only thing i can diagnose from this is that Weilian isn't totally blind and that married woman is mad..mad mad mad..

Odd thing tho is tt e 'affair' happened last yr and is coming to light only a yr later. Dunno if it's cuz e hubby or whoever who publicized it decided to do it at e peak of Weilian's career..not that he's got much actually..oh well

 

I think the above story a bit salah leh. Who is Mitmit? Is tt some kinda pet name for her cuz tt seriously sounds like e kinda name i'd give to my pet rabbit or hamster. (Imagine: “Mitmit come eat carrot..mitmit! come here be a good girl Mitmit!”)

And from e pic rite, issit just me or does Weilian look like he can actually see and is looking directly into e lady's face? Mmm.. 

Moral of the story: Don't touch what is not yours..unless perhaps it comes to you lah then erm, good luck surviving the ordeal.

It's a Tues and i'm haaaaaappy  

 

When im feeling down, i like to have some cranberry juice. Then again when i'm feeling happy, I also crave to have cranberry juice.

No idea whassup wif that but i'm just feeling shitty right now. 

I now understand why some people password protect some of their entries.

Sigh.

It's been a shitty work week. Yes, i know it's only Monday but i've been at the office since last nite and it's been so excruciating. After 10hours of fighting the battle since last night, I caved in and cried in the toilet. It was one of those 'dry whisper' tears instead of those weeping ones. Wanted to scream my lungs out for the injustice but the cleaner was clearing the place. I miss my old executive toilet tt I could use for me and me only. Luckily for Loreal's mascara, I still looked good when I walked out and into warzone part 2.

Legal people are the WORST lot of humans on earth. Urgh!!!

Anyways, that aside.. im having cranberry juice right now. Im feeling kinda emo and am thinking of disappearing for awhile. The last time i disappeared was some 10yrs ago. Shan't go into details about that except that it didnt help much cuz e reason for my disappearance is still in my life. But the disappearance did help quite a bit with regards to e whole cleansing of the system. Feels like some kinda new age yoga huh..Hmm…

I can't sleep now. Or shd i say i'm afraid of sleeping? I've got a phobia..that if i sleep, tmr will come faster and tt means im going to war again to be stabbed over and over again. So for now, im staying up and watching the clock while I pray for it to move slower.

This has gotta be one of my most shitty days ever.

 

 

Have you ever fallen for someone in the most inappropriate/wrongest of ways (see previous post for definition) but then tell the other person tt it's not possible to take this to the next step cuz it just isn't gonna be possible due to certain reasons?

Then have you later 'diagnosed' the issue and decided that perhaps things might be able to work out afterall if you undo the drawn lines?

Oh, but by then, the other party starts becoming distant and denies it?

I'm not one to wander around when it comes to emotions. I may not be a goody 2 shoes and with a wandering sexual appetite but at least i know how i feel and do not need someone else to tell me.

And i definitely do not like waiting for you to respond to me. I enjoy your company thus the constant craving for you. You used to be more enthusiastic and I really like having you around.

But i am also not one to keep hanging on.

I think the time is up and I'm tired. I don't think i'm gonna contact you again.

Cheers 

 

So wrong but feels sooo right.

Have you ever fallen for someone in the most wrongest of ways? Like say falling for your sister-in-law, your best friend's wife, your client, a married friend, a colleague? Basically falling for someone that will most definitely get everyone's tongues wagging..

Or have you fallen for someone in the most inappropriate way? Like a man who has an expectant wife, a business associate, a boss, someone in a rival company? Basically falling for someone who will in some or many ways jeopardise your current situation such as your career, your status, your friends etc.

In recent days, the online community has been abuzz with the Rowena Chen case. In case you don't already know, the story goes like this. Man marries woman and they're happy, according to the wife. Man gets wife pregnant and goes overseas to work in Geneva. Man goes with colleague and ends up falling for colleague. After 3mths, man leaves wife and his unborn child for the other woman. Wife is upset and blogs about the whole fiasco. Unexpectedly, the online community picks up the story and i think just e whole world will know abt her story.

Anyways, i've read so many forums and blogs tt oh my, this is like another Tammy case without the sex. But that aside, i'm kinda sitting on e fence on this.

I am prompted to write this cuz im kinda involved in something almost similar just that erm e parties involved are not married and i ain't pregnant. No no sweetheart..And no im not snatching anyone's other half. I hope not!

I find it interesting how everyone blames that Rowena girl..whoever she is be it a Citi banker or a Barclay banker. I find it amazing how everyone also blames the husband. I find it even more amazing how almost NOBODY blames the wife.

I bet my last sentence is so gonna get some hate remarks but i don't really care. This is my blog and Im just stating my thoughts on this.

I've read so many blogs and the other woman and gerald have been repeatedly attacked. Sometimes i feel it's so easy to blame the other cheating parties.

And it doesnt help that majority of those accusing these 2 parties either don't know these pple personally or don't know the full story.

I don't know the full story either and I dont think i ever will.

But in such a case, everyone is right and everyone is wrong.

Everyone is right to pursue what they want. We might never know tt perhaps it IS true that Gerald was pressurised by his wife to have the baby. Perhaps he is being blackmailed by the other woman to stay with her. Perhaps he is having lots of problems with this wife. We will never know cuz HE doesnt have a blog unlike his wife. I might not be a guy but i do know for sure tt men unlike women, hardly bitch or share very personal problems with their mates. Perhaps it's an ego thing, i wouldnt know - but how many men do u know go around telling his friends his problems at home?

As it is, men are already compelled to perform at work and at home. In many ways, a man's capability and success is based on his career and love life. I think it's a lil unfair to blame Gerald and Rowena (the other woman) totally.

What if the wife had blogged only the good things? We didnt read about her bad points. Let's face it, we're all being biased here cuz she claims to be PREGNANT. I am not doubting her pregnancy..just tt i havent seen e pics or know her personally. I am just highlighting the possibilities.

Besides, what's the use of Gerald returning to his wife when he already feels tt way? If he had wanted and thot of working things out, he would have already done so. I doubt a blog written by his wife is gonna make him wake his ideas up and realise tt he suddenly needs to go back to being a good guy. (tho honestly i must admit, he has got one helluva 'come beat me up' face” ) I dont think it's gonna be healthy for him to return back to his wife and resent her, and the baby just cuz of what the public feels of their situation.

I am a nobody in their situation but I think that it is not right to wash your dirty linen in public. Imagine if you're Gerald and this comes to light cuz your wife blogs about it and now e whole of Singapore and maybe more, knows abt it? 

How would you really really feel?

I know this is mean but if I was Gerald, i wud honestly think twice about returning to my wife. I might have wronged but I dont think I can accept my wife telling the whole world I made a booboo. Men have ego, i dont think any guy would be happy to let everyone know abt this fiasco without his knowledge, and definitely not when his job is in the picture too.

I know there's a lot of controversy on tomorrow.sg publishing a re-make of the wife's blog by some unknown blogger. I am not gonna comment on that neither am I gonna comment on whether it was right or not for anyone to have come up with the blog or posted it on tomorrow.sg

All i can say is that for the wife to have blogged about it, she should have known that people would read it. Whether she has already locked it up or not, the fact that she blogged abt such personal issues and  put up her husband's photos is wrong in itself. I dont think it's right for her to 'tell' Rowena that if she has problems with her husband, she should grow up and talk to him. Well, is blogging openly with pics of her husband considered growing up and working things out properly?

These are just my comments..I don't mean to hurt anyone or blame anyone. I am just saying that in all affairs, EVERYONE is always in the wrong. It's easy for outsiders to blame certain parties but everything happens for a reason.

And for the wife, I do feel sorry for her if she is really pregnant but 2 wrongs don't make any right.

:( 

 

 

I want a new vibrator for Xmas! I completely forgot about it till I was using my thrusty (pun intended) vibrating dildo last night. It began to stutter (ok maybe wrong word but it seriously felt tt way!) and somehow i felt as tho i was having a guy go down on me and have his tongue slide in and out in a very staccato manner.

Not that I don't like that..afterall i ALWAYS enjoy all sorts of oral exercise *winks*

But so yeah..i think my vibrator is dying on me How leh..someone pls buy me a vibrator!!!

I want something like this:

So cool right? I dun like those tt come with e fake balls part. It's really SO fake. Since when did balls become stationary? The whole fun of having balls is e sensation of having them slap against ur bum or pussy. Totally hornifying!!! 

Back to the vibrating dildo - I think it's soo cool! I found it here and it only costs $78.90! Somemore it's a Singapore site based in Singapore!

Cmon so easy..buy for me!!! Plssss? Pretty pretty pls? *gives everyone the super horny but sad look*

But erm pls dun buy me those tiny vibrator kind..i've got waay too many of those. Theyre so small tt they hardly tickle my clit. I need to put them in a weird positions to get only a fraction of e effect tt i wud get from tt big vibrating dildo above.

Oh ya, and most importantly, it must VIBRATE and be a DILDO!

So yea..get it for me or any other kinda vibrating dildo along with any of these items!

 

1) 1 night stay at Gallery Hotel @ Glazzhouse Room with Breakfast (about $450)

2) 1 night stay at Siloso Beach Resort - Roof Garden Suite Package ($388-$568)

3) Buffet for 1 at The Line @ Shangri-La Singapore (about $100 during Xmas time with drinks)

4) Shopping vouchers of any denomination from Marks & Spencer

5) Shopping vouchers of any denomination from G2000

6) Any handbag from Coach, LV, Banana Republic, Gap, Tommy, Balenciaga, DKNY, heck even Charles & Keith also can lah..

7) A new mobile phone..any kind as long as it's one of e latest!

8) Scented candles

9) Cute cushions for my car including those cute neck cushions

10) Some jazz cd to listen to while I drive

11) Shopping vouchers of any denomination from Robinsons or CK Tang or Takashimaya

12) Fragrances from Issey Miyake, Body Shop, Victoria's Secret, Hugo Boss

13) Chocolates from Prestat at Raffles City (cuz Godiva is sooo passe)

14) Stolen from Marriot Hotel..Marriot makes the BEST Stolen everrr…

15) Any earring, pendant or necklace from Tiffany & Co.

16) Candy canes..but of course!

17) Champagne or any wine will do..tho I strongly prefer Champagne

18) Movie passes..or whaddya call those thingies where u get e voucher to watch just abt any movie..yea i want those!

19) Anything u wanna buy me!

20) $$$ of ANY denomination to go on a shopping spree to buy everything else I want!

 

Some of you have emailed me to inform that you'll be getting me some of the items above. A HUGE heartfelt thanks from e bottom of my heart. A kinky kiss for you too *muacks*

So yea as i mentioned in my earlier posts..i've got my PO box already so feel free to email me to get my address so tt u can mail me pressies!

Afterall, it's e season for giving (and taking!)

Heheh

*kisses*