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Sex Mails

2007-04-04

Fucking funny…

 

Really..now now, in my past entries, i used to mention how a number of guys have attempted to add me on Friendster and even tho i have blatantly announced tt i wont be adding anyone (duhh, unless ure drop dead cute of course but first u'll need to send me ur cute pic without ur shorts ;)) some of u out there STILL insist on adding me.

I mean fine, go ahead, i'll just delete your emails but recently..man, u guys really know how to get my attention.

For starters, the number of guys emailing me who are waaaaaaay underage just keep increasing. Goodness, what have ur parents been feeding u? Horns? Explains how come ure so horny. Goodness! I ain't 15 sweetie..so don't think tt since ure turning 16 means ure gonna be the big bad wolf who's gonna make me scream your name out in e middle of the jungle..and no, i aint into young ones sweetie..i like my boys big and wild..erm im referring to their age..of course :P

And then, my my, there's another group of guys who just cannot be anymore blatant. I know my nick is Slutty sweetie, but tt doesnt mean im seated over here without my undies just waiting for u to email me some kinky msgs. I don't care if you're cutely Peranakan (btw i'm Peranakan too so erm..what can i say, Peranakan peeps are HAWT!!!) but honey, u need to write better email!

 

Hi there,
 
Well am writing this email to you with a sense of trepidation. Wondering how u'll react and if you'll even reply! Well nothing venture nothing gain so here goes. Came across your blog and I must say your entries make for very good food for horny thoughts :) So am wondering if a nice Perenakan boy like me will get to share your warm bed with you and spend some time getting to know each other more intimately. Am looking forward to your reply so that we may continue this notion further. God bless.

 

Do you SERIOUSLY think i'm gonna reply such an email? At least throw in a naked pic or two of u! Tsk tskkk.. gee, u obviously didnt go thru Sex Email 101 in high school huh..Ok kidding :P

But gee, “God bless“? And “spend some time getting to know each other more intimately“? 

Rigggggght..

How abt i say we skip e bed and u send some kinky pics of u over..seriously..and if i like what i see, i'll email you, and if i dont..heh..well what's a blog for yea? *winks* 

 

As for the other erm, cheena peeps, no offence but i just aint into reading emails that go:

hi can i noe ui'm XXX like to hang out wif fren and wan to noe more fren?
Sweetheart, i can totally understand why u resort to 
emailing me. I doubt u actually attract anyone in real life with the way u type!
 
\"Hang out wif fren\"
\"Wan to noe more fren\"
-_- 
 
Urgh, i'm officially TURNED OFF. 

 

 




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