Slutty

Babe In The Car……

 

Was driving home just yesterday when this black honda with pink spots all over it drove next to me. At first i ignored it. Then i realised it drove behind me.

Ok so i felt e car was weird. Black and pink.

Then on the front panel, e driver had stuck a decal tt said “Babe In Car”

I wanted to take a look at the driver but then e lights turned green so i had to drive off.

Suddenly e driver stepped on e accelerator and overtook me like as tho wanna race liddat.

I couldn't be bothered lor..

Anyway i thot fine, u wanna race i shant bother..but i shall overtake u..which i did..

While i pass e car, i looked over at the driver..which was a lady..

and OMG…

true enough..

there was a babe in e car!!!!!

and u know what? e lady's face looked like a HUGE PIG'S FACE!!!!

*SHOCKED!*

I almost jam brake! First time i see a pig looking woman!

Her nose looked like a pig's nose, her face was so fat and fleshy, her hair pulled back that omg i thot of bak kwa and suckling pig immediately!!!! 

Was thinking to myself..

Omg ya..realllllly babe in e car man..

 

Babe the PIG!

*oink oink*

 

Hmmph..what to do, she pissed me off..hmmph!