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Brazilian Waxing..Mmmmmm

 

 

The other day, a certain friend of mine who goes ard claiming she's a christian virgin. (like wtf is tt? meaning got catholic virgin, muslim virgin etc? or funny still, non christian virgin? whats with e naming convention?) 

Well that's beside the pt.

The pt is, a week after she goes ard claiming she's a V, she went into a whole story telling session of her multiple orgasms brazilian waxing experience.

She went on about how clean and  nekkid she feels now, how airy that area is, feels so smooth and how much she enjoys being all “brazilian” that she does this on a regular basis.

Now excuse me, but can some virgin out there pls explain to me why e fuck wud anyone need to have a brazilian wax if they're not fucking?!

I mean, can't u just shave? Wasn't tt what a shaver was for? To place it over ur skin, push push here and there and u come out clean?

Then again, isn't brazilian waxing like GAWD-DAMN-FUCKING-PAIN?!?!?!?!?!?

Why e fuck wud u go up to a stranger, spread ur legs wide open and instead of feeling pleasurable, u get some stranger pulling things off ur cheebye and making ur cheebye feel like it's on fire and ur cheebye is being ripped off?!

*stares blankly*

I can totally understand it if it's for sex. Afterall, no pain, no gain. And if u want maximum pleasure depending on u and ur partner's preference, well sometimes sacrifices gotta be made.

But i just dont understand why a City Harvest church go-er wud openly admit she goes for multiple brazilian waxing sessions?

Oh, and sometimes she does it on a weekly basis.

Gawd, is her cheebye some kinda overgrown forest or what?! EVERY WEEK?!   I bet she needs a lawn mover more than brazilian waxing!

Pls, some one out there, pls share with me ur waxing experiences. I'm like damn puzzled over why anyone wud wanna do this.

Maybe they've got a fetish for pain. Hmm, the last i heard..some pple get orgasms from pain..

Mmmm..maybe i shd try brazilian waxing afterall hey?