Cheap pathetic sluts..read on to understand..
How many of u out there have friends who are SPGs? (pronounced as sperg) Ok let's not finger point and lets not categorise all of em under SPGs but how many women do u know throw themselves at other married men when they themselves are already married?!
In my office, i have a few strange girls/women. By that, i mean they have issues with getting normal men. I can broadly categorise them under:
1) married but going after married men
2) really young but going after married men
3) either single or attached and going after WHITE men
4) married but going after attached-soon-to-be married men
5) married but going after YOUNG BOYS (wth?!)
let me start with (1).
married but going after married men
I have a few married colleagues in the office. but somehow their marriage is like work. the moment they're at work, they're married to someone/some people at work and when they're out of office, they're married to their regular partner. I have 2 colleagues in particular who are like that. 1 chooses to sit really sooo close to one of the directors during every meeting that i bet she even knows how his armpit smells. she sticks ard him 24/7 and even knows tt his kids play with his fone frm what time to what time of e day..i dont even wanna know how come she has such info..
then there's this other colleague who somehow turns into this lovelorn pitiful girly bitch whenever the angmoh comes by. suddenly she recognizes there's a man nearby (ignoring all the other regular chinese men in e office) and become so helpless that she just needs to throw herself at him. mind u, these people arent ur average executives. They're at least a Manager! in the last management chill out, this mentioned colleague apparently got sooo drunk tt she had to lean on this angmoh for support. truth is, she wasn't drunk but was just throwing herself at him. she had purposely worn a low cut blouse and was leaning over to him to give him a better view while she kept whispering and giggling into his ears. now by normal standards tt wud be fine really but she's this self proclaimed christian who's so into God and loves her church etc..but when she's with e angmoh, suddenly she forgets her identity. so one of e big bosses had to go into the tiny lil karaoke room and pull e angmoh guy out to save himself from being erm..raped soon. heh.and oddly enough rite, whenever he's around for any event, she chooses to wear very see-thru tops or ones with plunging necklines tt wud make j.lo blush.. then again, this colleague most to most has only B cup breasts…
really young but going after married men
Ok sometimes u do foolish things when you're young. i can understand that, i mean no one is perfect. but going on with a guy for e past 6yrs is not an excuse. i have this colleague who dated this married man when she was 18. i've no idea how she met him but from what i understand, he's this big CEO who courted her. that's what she claims,lah.. Anyway, its been 6yrs and obviously she's banging him..duh..for one, she openly let's everyone know tt she goes for weekly brazilian waxing. i dunno abt u, but either she's DAMN HAIRY (gawd my hair takes at least a mth to grow out!) or she's got a fetish for pain. but u see, that's beside e pt. e pt she's putting across is tt she's having so much sex tts why she needs e weekly routine. *rolls eyes* and i dont wanna be mean, but i think she's just plain naive. e other day she told me tt she asked him whether he wud marry her some day and he said he might..and well she was found floating on cloud 9 for e rest of e week. i mean hello..if e guy REALLY wanted to marry u, do u think he'd be with u for 6 yrs and then wait for YOU to ask him before he actually says anything? and she openly goes ard telling everyone tt he's her bf. excuse me but tts gramattically wrong. how can someone be ur bf when hes married and a husband to some other woman? i dun wanna put her down but she always talks to me abt him and e other day she mentioned what a cold bitch his wife is. so i asked what made her conclude tt she's a cold bitch. and so she went on to say how his schedule is so tight, he's constantly flying ard and hardly goes home and yet she doesnt bother abt him when hes back whcih is why he's started to cheat on her with my friend. (this btw happened on msn and my face just went blank while my colleagues stared at me wondering what happened). so i thot really hard how to put it across to her nicely cuz i didnt wanna burst the hot air balloon rite in her face..so i told her tt shes only getting HIS side of e story cuz hes cheating on his wife. obviously he's gonna portray a pitiful story. all men are like tt! aww cmon, dont u men come lambasting me with mean names now..u men out there know tt's how it is. u guys pretend to be all pitiful to get in btwn our legs, and when you've been there done that, suddenly we start feeling how u were with ur wives! hmmph..
so anyway, this colleague of mine is still delusional and im leaving it as it is..good luck to her.. but recently, she's started indulging in another colleague of mine. when another colleague highlighted tt hes got 2 kids already, my colleague nonchantly commented tt it doesnt matter! *gasps*
either single or attached and going after WHITE men
ok so whassup with this? im guilty of indulging in white men on an occasional basis when a cute guy walks by but my colleagues somehow just salivate whenever my angmoh colleague walks by. (refer to pt 1, colleague 2 too) for goodness sake, the guy's married. heck, even if he isnt married, whassup with white men? seriously, asian women think tooo highly of white men. cmon, do u know how many white men have issues with hygiene? lotsa them love to scratch their balls and dont wash their hands after tt (dun ask me how come i know tt) and many of them hardly shower on a regular basis. and at e rate they change their women, u're just not sure whether they've got any STDs!
married but going after attached-soon-to-be married men
i have this other colleague who happens to be a manager too and she's really itchy..by that i mean she cant keep her hands to herself. she adores touching all e men in e office. it gets pretty akward especially when ure in a meeting and whenever she talks to a guy, she just has to place her arms ard him. maybe it's her way of airing her armpits but seriously, whassup wif tt? but i notice she does it with only married men and perhaps a certain young boy (next pt). i asked ard and they say her husband doesn't satisfy her. apparently she's e same person during one of her drunk moments blurted out to a few pple tt in her ex company, she wud drink so much tt she'll shag all her contractors handling the project. whether it was e light technician or the guy fixing e door hinge, she had done them all. e only prob was, these guys change shift on a daily basis..so not only did she not know their names, she had never seen them before and won't be seeing them again..so she'd wake up e next morning and just continue her work..*disgusted* recently, she's been caught spending extra time after work with a certain soon-to-be married guy. gosh, i dun even wanna mention where his hands were when e rest of my colleagues caught them making out in e bus!
married but going after YOUNG BOYS
This covers the above lady in mention. in e past coupla months, people have seen her behaving really intimately with one of e young boys in my office..for goodness sake, hes more than 10yrs younger than her! tsk tsk…
Btw, i have nothing against people and their sexual habits. i'm no saint either but i know my limits. at least im not jumping into a new guy's pants every nite..but yea, just thot of sharing this with u peeps..
so how, anyone of u have such characters in e office?
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