Slutty

Think you know everything abt sex?

 

1. According to the Kinsey Institute, the biggest erect penis on record measures 13 inches. The smallest tops off at 1 3/4 inches.
2. The most common fantasy is oral sex.
3. 8% of us have regular anal sex.
4. 60% of men and 54% of women have had a 1-night stand.
5. Women buy 4 out of every 10 condoms sold.
6. In 1609, a doctor named Wecker found a corpse in Bologna with two penises. Since then, there have been eighty documented cases of men similarly endowed.
7. Men say the average erect penis is 10″. Women say it’s 4″.
8. A female orgasm is a powerful painkiller (because of the release of endorphins), so headaches are in fact a bad excuse not to have sex.
9. 56% of men have had sex at work.
10. Among the Mangaians of Polynesia, 18-year-old couples make love
    an average of three times a night, every night, until their
    thirties, when the weekly average drops to a mere 14.
11. 1 in 3 of us have had an extramarital affair.
12. 62% think there is nothing wrong with affairs.
13. The maximum speed at which erotic sensations travel from skin to
    brain has been clocked at 156 miles per hour.
14. A honeymooning couple are suing Holiday Inn for ten thousand
    dollars, claiming their sex life is now dysfunction because an
    employee mistakenly walked in on them on their wedding night.
15. At least 500 Americans die each year from asphyxia in an attempt
    to lessen oxygen flow to the brain in order to induce a more
    powerful orgasm.
16. England’s King Edward VII, a man of considerable heft, had a
    special table built so that he could comfortably engage in
    sexual intercourse.
17. 29% of us are virgins when we marry.
18. The average sexual experience lasts about 39 minutes.
19. 58% like dirty talk during sex.
20. 22% rent porno flicks at least once.
21. Given today’s average frequency of sexual intercourse, it would
    take the typical American couple more than four years to try
    every one of the 529 positions described in the Kama Sutra.

 

Went swimming today with this cute guy and gee, there were sooooo many gays at the pool!

 No, i ain't homophobic but it's just sooo interesting to see good looking men with tight swimming trunks in interesting colors and designs and not to forget an even more interesting *ahem* BULGE..

This guy was wearing a british flag design trunks and was having a hard on. Either that or he's really erm, big? (Doubt so tho cuz most Chinese men are quite small ) The pair of trunks was so itsy-bitsy tiny that it barely covered his butt cheeks. Pretty tight tho

ANYWAYS..

There came  this other guy with omg WHITE trunks. No, not your firm white ones. Those “see-thru-leave-it-all-to-your-imagination” kind. 

I noticed the “British” guy kept looking at the “white guy”. Soon after, e white guy got out of e pool and proceded to e toilet. In under 5 mins, “British” guy got out and went to the pool.

They spent almost half an hr in there!

I mean cmon, what are the odds of 2 men shitting in a public toilet at a swimming pool at the same time? 

Seriously?!?!?!?!?

I bet they were either banging real hard or sucking each other off! Hmmph! 

I'm so jealous. Hmmph, where are all e cute girls out there?

LESBIANS..oh LESSSSSSSSSSBIANS…drop me an email ladies. We need to get down to some serious business