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My Ex-Gf Has Your Panties

2008-01-11

I was about to fuck this guy who picked me up at the club last week but I got turned off just before all the action happened.

I was in my sexy bathrobe after taking a shower and had put on a very lacey pair of panties with garters and stockings to complete e whole S&M look. Afterall I had plan to do some whipping and spanking that night *winks*

Oh wait, that's not the point of the story.

I walked to the bed area and gave him a sexy look to beckon him over before I laid on the bed for him to pounce on me.

The fellar was obviously horny from the size of his cock and that made me really wet. Imagine how perky my nipples were when I saw him step out of his boxers. 

I couldn't wait for some kinky action!

He slid towards me and released my bathrobe revealing my lingerie.  Without noticing my lingerie in detail, he started kissing my neck and caressing me around. My bathrobe got in the way and he tried to take it out. As he was doing it, he finally noticed my lingerie.

And omg, he said the most turn-off thing anyone could say during sex.

“Hey, my ex gf has your panties. In the same colour too. That's like fucking my ex all over again”. 

And he broke out into the weirdest and freakiest laughter everrr!

If I had a cock, that wud have been e time I went soft. But since I didn't have a cock, my nipples immediately went into hiding and I could no longer feel the wet spot in btwn my thighs.

Needless to say, I told him I suddenly had the headache. Hello, that was true ok. We women don't ALWAYS give such lame excuses. I REALLY did have a headache after that.

I quickly got out of bed, put on my clothes and ran off.

He looked back at me and gave e puzzled look.

Sigh..pity he sounded more brilliant in the club.

Men, pls dont EVER EVER EVER mention anything about your ex to women u're about to fuck even if it's a ONS. Cuz e only thing u're gonna get from us is NOTHING.

And to think tt fellar had e audacity to call me this morning to ask whether we wanna meet up again.

Like hello? Wasn't once bad enough? 

*rolls eyes*




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  3. Vandalin Says:
    2008 January 14 at 2:08 pm Give me his name, address and picture so I can go ahead and put him out of his misery.

    It's time MANkind did a bit of housecleaning.
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  7. :) Says:
    2008 January 21 at 10:13 pm the ex, the ex. who wants to hear about the ex? no wonder it's such a turnoff for you! haha. this pathetic guy doesn't know any better man. lol
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  13. bitchy Says:
    2008 January 28 at 4:31 pm when are you gonna get laid? you're so picky. : )
  14. Lincoln Says:
    2008 July 13 at 1:41 am I'll keep that in mind.



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