Slutty

I want a new vibrator for Xmas! I completely forgot about it till I was using my thrusty (pun intended) vibrating dildo last night. It began to stutter (ok maybe wrong word but it seriously felt tt way!) and somehow i felt as tho i was having a guy go down on me and have his tongue slide in and out in a very staccato manner.

Not that I don't like that..afterall i ALWAYS enjoy all sorts of oral exercise *winks*

But so yeah..i think my vibrator is dying on me How leh..someone pls buy me a vibrator!!!

I want something like this:

So cool right? I dun like those tt come with e fake balls part. It's really SO fake. Since when did balls become stationary? The whole fun of having balls is e sensation of having them slap against ur bum or pussy. Totally hornifying!!! 

Back to the vibrating dildo - I think it's soo cool! I found it here and it only costs $78.90! Somemore it's a Singapore site based in Singapore!

Cmon so easy..buy for me!!! Plssss? Pretty pretty pls? *gives everyone the super horny but sad look*

But erm pls dun buy me those tiny vibrator kind..i've got waay too many of those. Theyre so small tt they hardly tickle my clit. I need to put them in a weird positions to get only a fraction of e effect tt i wud get from tt big vibrating dildo above.

Oh ya, and most importantly, it must VIBRATE and be a DILDO!

So yea..get it for me or any other kinda vibrating dildo along with any of these items!

 

1) 1 night stay at Gallery Hotel @ Glazzhouse Room with Breakfast (about $450)

2) 1 night stay at Siloso Beach Resort - Roof Garden Suite Package ($388-$568)

3) Buffet for 1 at The Line @ Shangri-La Singapore (about $100 during Xmas time with drinks)

4) Shopping vouchers of any denomination from Marks & Spencer

5) Shopping vouchers of any denomination from G2000

6) Any handbag from Coach, LV, Banana Republic, Gap, Tommy, Balenciaga, DKNY, heck even Charles & Keith also can lah..

7) A new mobile phone..any kind as long as it's one of e latest!

8) Scented candles

9) Cute cushions for my car including those cute neck cushions

10) Some jazz cd to listen to while I drive

11) Shopping vouchers of any denomination from Robinsons or CK Tang or Takashimaya

12) Fragrances from Issey Miyake, Body Shop, Victoria's Secret, Hugo Boss

13) Chocolates from Prestat at Raffles City (cuz Godiva is sooo passe)

14) Stolen from Marriot Hotel..Marriot makes the BEST Stolen everrr…

15) Any earring, pendant or necklace from Tiffany & Co.

16) Candy canes..but of course!

17) Champagne or any wine will do..tho I strongly prefer Champagne

18) Movie passes..or whaddya call those thingies where u get e voucher to watch just abt any movie..yea i want those!

19) Anything u wanna buy me!

20) $$$ of ANY denomination to go on a shopping spree to buy everything else I want!

 

Some of you have emailed me to inform that you'll be getting me some of the items above. A HUGE heartfelt thanks from e bottom of my heart. A kinky kiss for you too *muacks*

So yea as i mentioned in my earlier posts..i've got my PO box already so feel free to email me to get my address so tt u can mail me pressies!

Afterall, it's e season for giving (and taking!)

Heheh

*kisses* 

 

 

I want Christmas pressies!!!!!

HEHEHEHEHEHEHE i know i know! I'm soo thick skinned right? But aww cmon it's e season of giving! So cmon, give ME some pressies!

Hurhurhurhurhur

Every year at this time I get into e Xmas mood and from then on till abt Jan..i'm practically singing Xmas songs, I wear red undies (just kidding! tho i bet u DO wanna see me in just my red undies yea? ), I do lots of nonsensical shopping, Xmas mp3s are on repeat mode in my playlist and all i do is talk abt Turkey, Candy Canes, Stolen, Puddings, Stockings etc etc! And of course not forgetting all e wonderful parties!

Sooooooooooooooooooo…

Since this yr i have a blog, i shall mention all e things i want for Xmas! Hehehe..You can choose to buy it for me or make a donation to my Paypal account on the top right..over there!

In no order of preference:

1) 1 night stay at Gallery Hotel @ Glazzhouse Room with Breakfast (about $450)

2) 1 night stay at Siloso Beach Resort - Roof Garden Suite Package ($388-$568)

3) Buffet for 1 at The Line @ Shangri-La Singapore (about $100 during Xmas time with drinks)

4) Shopping vouchers of any denomination from Marks & Spencer

5) Shopping vouchers of any denomination from G2000

6) Any handbag from Coach, LV, Banana Republic, Gap, Tommy, Balenciaga, DKNY, heck even Charles & Keith also can lah..

7) A new mobile phone..any kind as long as it's one of e latest!

8) Scented candles

9) Cute cushions for my car including those cute neck cushions

10) Some jazz cd to listen to while I drive

11) Shopping vouchers of any denomination from Robinsons or CK Tang or Takashimaya

12) Fragrances from Issey Miyake, Body Shop, Victoria's Secret, Hugo Boss

13) Chocolates from Prestat at Raffles City (cuz Godiva is sooo passe)

14) Stolen from Marriot Hotel..Marriot makes the BEST Stolen everrr…

15) Any earring, pendant or necklace from Tiffany & Co.

16) Candy canes..but of course!

17) Champagne or any wine will do..tho I strongly prefer Champagne

18) Movie passes..or whaddya call those thingies where u get e voucher to watch just abt any movie..yea i want those!

19) Anything u wanna buy me!

20) $$$ of ANY denomination to go on a shopping spree to buy everything else I want!

 

Hehehe so yea..if u already know me, pls do feel free to get me any of e above for Christmas. If you don't already know me, dont be shy, do go ahead and get me any of e above or do feel free to get me anything else LOL i know i know..ive got no shame but cmon it's Xmas!!!

Heheh if you my beloved readers are serious abt getting me any gifts (which I shall cross my fingers and hope for e best!), pls drop me an email and I'll give u my address. You can reach me at elmoism@gmail.com

For those who already know me..u know how to reach me too *wink wink*

 

Love u all!  

 

 

Coolest Singaporean lawyers ever! This law firm has gotta win some kinda award man. Their 1st yr associates are not just e coolest, but e most creative and funniest of lawyers ever! Oh, and some of them are kinda cute too

Reminds me of those days when I desperately wanted to be a lawyer and was almost on my path to pursuing a law degree till unexpectedly, i veered off course and erm, im doing what im doing right now. Oh well..not like i hate what im doing tho i guess law was always my 1st choice.

I know being a lawyer sucks big time. Afterall most of my law friends claim so..guess its cuz they're from e top law firms hence e super sucky stress. I remember one of my friend who used to stay over on Friday nites to finish all his work and go home only on Sat morning just so he didnt have to come back on e weekends to finish all e work.

Even then, i STILL think he's got a great job. Not to mention his office has a wonderful view of e Marina area. Pretty obvious which law firm he's from aye?

Anyways, check this video out. It actually made me stand up and start dancing whenever they go 'na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na'. LOL i bet i look DAMN SILLY kicking my legs up in e air.

HAHAHA

Ok as of rite now, Drew & Napier's on e top of my coolest law firm list!

Wheeeeeee

 

 

It's NATIONAL DAY tmr for Singapore!

 

Woohooo..it's odd coming from me since i'm like so gawd damn happy to leave Singapore. yea yea i know i miss Singapore. What i actually mean is i miss Singapore FOOD. Heh.

Anyways, since i AM Singaporean by nationality and citizenship afterall (rolls eyes), i thot why not spruce up e blog to give it a Singapore touch?

Didnt do much but change e heading pic.

Heh look at it. Looks funny with my blog name Slutty amongst e stars rite? Like as tho one of our stars represent 'Sluttiness'. Oh well, somethings gotta expain for all the SPGs, skanky young girls dressing like as tho they have no money to buy clothes and not forgetting all e ahlians and minahs.

Anyways, here's to Singapore.

 

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
 

(noticed i didnt indicate how many yrs old SG is? Err kinda shows how 'patriotic' i am huh. Truth be told, i honestly cant be bothered and don't know how many yrs old we are. Oh whatever!) 

This drives me wild!

Oooh just listening to her makes me wanna tear all my clothes off and dance provocatively