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When im feeling down, i like to have some cranberry juice. Then again when i'm feeling happy, I also crave to have cranberry juice.

No idea whassup wif that but i'm just feeling shitty right now. 

I now understand why some people password protect some of their entries.

Sigh.

It's been a shitty work week. Yes, i know it's only Monday but i've been at the office since last nite and it's been so excruciating. After 10hours of fighting the battle since last night, I caved in and cried in the toilet. It was one of those 'dry whisper' tears instead of those weeping ones. Wanted to scream my lungs out for the injustice but the cleaner was clearing the place. I miss my old executive toilet tt I could use for me and me only. Luckily for Loreal's mascara, I still looked good when I walked out and into warzone part 2.

Legal people are the WORST lot of humans on earth. Urgh!!!

Anyways, that aside.. im having cranberry juice right now. Im feeling kinda emo and am thinking of disappearing for awhile. The last time i disappeared was some 10yrs ago. Shan't go into details about that except that it didnt help much cuz e reason for my disappearance is still in my life. But the disappearance did help quite a bit with regards to e whole cleansing of the system. Feels like some kinda new age yoga huh..Hmm…

I can't sleep now. Or shd i say i'm afraid of sleeping? I've got a phobia..that if i sleep, tmr will come faster and tt means im going to war again to be stabbed over and over again. So for now, im staying up and watching the clock while I pray for it to move slower.

This has gotta be one of my most shitty days ever.

 

 

So wrong but feels sooo right.

Have you ever fallen for someone in the most wrongest of ways? Like say falling for your sister-in-law, your best friend's wife, your client, a married friend, a colleague? Basically falling for someone that will most definitely get everyone's tongues wagging..

Or have you fallen for someone in the most inappropriate way? Like a man who has an expectant wife, a business associate, a boss, someone in a rival company? Basically falling for someone who will in some or many ways jeopardise your current situation such as your career, your status, your friends etc.

In recent days, the online community has been abuzz with the Rowena Chen case. In case you don't already know, the story goes like this. Man marries woman and they're happy, according to the wife. Man gets wife pregnant and goes overseas to work in Geneva. Man goes with colleague and ends up falling for colleague. After 3mths, man leaves wife and his unborn child for the other woman. Wife is upset and blogs about the whole fiasco. Unexpectedly, the online community picks up the story and i think just e whole world will know abt her story.

Anyways, i've read so many forums and blogs tt oh my, this is like another Tammy case without the sex. But that aside, i'm kinda sitting on e fence on this.

I am prompted to write this cuz im kinda involved in something almost similar just that erm e parties involved are not married and i ain't pregnant. No no sweetheart..And no im not snatching anyone's other half. I hope not!

I find it interesting how everyone blames that Rowena girl..whoever she is be it a Citi banker or a Barclay banker. I find it amazing how everyone also blames the husband. I find it even more amazing how almost NOBODY blames the wife.

I bet my last sentence is so gonna get some hate remarks but i don't really care. This is my blog and Im just stating my thoughts on this.

I've read so many blogs and the other woman and gerald have been repeatedly attacked. Sometimes i feel it's so easy to blame the other cheating parties.

And it doesnt help that majority of those accusing these 2 parties either don't know these pple personally or don't know the full story.

I don't know the full story either and I dont think i ever will.

But in such a case, everyone is right and everyone is wrong.

Everyone is right to pursue what they want. We might never know tt perhaps it IS true that Gerald was pressurised by his wife to have the baby. Perhaps he is being blackmailed by the other woman to stay with her. Perhaps he is having lots of problems with this wife. We will never know cuz HE doesnt have a blog unlike his wife. I might not be a guy but i do know for sure tt men unlike women, hardly bitch or share very personal problems with their mates. Perhaps it's an ego thing, i wouldnt know - but how many men do u know go around telling his friends his problems at home?

As it is, men are already compelled to perform at work and at home. In many ways, a man's capability and success is based on his career and love life. I think it's a lil unfair to blame Gerald and Rowena (the other woman) totally.

What if the wife had blogged only the good things? We didnt read about her bad points. Let's face it, we're all being biased here cuz she claims to be PREGNANT. I am not doubting her pregnancy..just tt i havent seen e pics or know her personally. I am just highlighting the possibilities.

Besides, what's the use of Gerald returning to his wife when he already feels tt way? If he had wanted and thot of working things out, he would have already done so. I doubt a blog written by his wife is gonna make him wake his ideas up and realise tt he suddenly needs to go back to being a good guy. (tho honestly i must admit, he has got one helluva 'come beat me up' face” ) I dont think it's gonna be healthy for him to return back to his wife and resent her, and the baby just cuz of what the public feels of their situation.

I am a nobody in their situation but I think that it is not right to wash your dirty linen in public. Imagine if you're Gerald and this comes to light cuz your wife blogs about it and now e whole of Singapore and maybe more, knows abt it? 

How would you really really feel?

I know this is mean but if I was Gerald, i wud honestly think twice about returning to my wife. I might have wronged but I dont think I can accept my wife telling the whole world I made a booboo. Men have ego, i dont think any guy would be happy to let everyone know abt this fiasco without his knowledge, and definitely not when his job is in the picture too.

I know there's a lot of controversy on tomorrow.sg publishing a re-make of the wife's blog by some unknown blogger. I am not gonna comment on that neither am I gonna comment on whether it was right or not for anyone to have come up with the blog or posted it on tomorrow.sg

All i can say is that for the wife to have blogged about it, she should have known that people would read it. Whether she has already locked it up or not, the fact that she blogged abt such personal issues and  put up her husband's photos is wrong in itself. I dont think it's right for her to 'tell' Rowena that if she has problems with her husband, she should grow up and talk to him. Well, is blogging openly with pics of her husband considered growing up and working things out properly?

These are just my comments..I don't mean to hurt anyone or blame anyone. I am just saying that in all affairs, EVERYONE is always in the wrong. It's easy for outsiders to blame certain parties but everything happens for a reason.

And for the wife, I do feel sorry for her if she is really pregnant but 2 wrongs don't make any right.

:( 

 

 

Coolest Singaporean lawyers ever! This law firm has gotta win some kinda award man. Their 1st yr associates are not just e coolest, but e most creative and funniest of lawyers ever! Oh, and some of them are kinda cute too

Reminds me of those days when I desperately wanted to be a lawyer and was almost on my path to pursuing a law degree till unexpectedly, i veered off course and erm, im doing what im doing right now. Oh well..not like i hate what im doing tho i guess law was always my 1st choice.

I know being a lawyer sucks big time. Afterall most of my law friends claim so..guess its cuz they're from e top law firms hence e super sucky stress. I remember one of my friend who used to stay over on Friday nites to finish all his work and go home only on Sat morning just so he didnt have to come back on e weekends to finish all e work.

Even then, i STILL think he's got a great job. Not to mention his office has a wonderful view of e Marina area. Pretty obvious which law firm he's from aye?

Anyways, check this video out. It actually made me stand up and start dancing whenever they go 'na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na'. LOL i bet i look DAMN SILLY kicking my legs up in e air.

HAHAHA

Ok as of rite now, Drew & Napier's on e top of my coolest law firm list!

Wheeeeeee

 

 

I moved to Shangri-la! Tons of pics!!!

 

Hehehehehehhehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehhehehehehe

heheheheheheheheh!!!!!

 

I think i just orgasmed like a million times in e last 1 day since i moved into e Shangri-la. OMG OMG OMG this place is soooooooooooo amazing. Something tells me heaven doesnt even feel as good as this! AHHAHAHAHAH i love my company suddenly! WOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I have sooo many pics so erm sorry if i clog up your network..budden..I DONT CARE cuz i loveeee Shangrila!!!

 

The room 

This is the entrance. Just standing here my jaw hit the floor at least a million times. I seriously couldnt believe i made it to the well know famous sex driven overly rich and mighty and powerful Shangri-la.  

 

It's just breath taking. The room smells so rich and heavenly. Honestly, if not for my company, i would never be able to live in the Shangri-la and enjoy all this. Just look at it, dont u just feel you're suddenly in heaven?!?!?!??! 

 

The bed

Look at that bed! its so comfy! I kept jumping up and down on it. Hurhurhur i know! Im kiasu! Im Singaporean!!!! Afterall, it's known tt the Shangri-la bed has been e cause of many wonderful sex romps *wink wink*

 

 The work area

Impressive work area yea? They've got like everything there i tell you. One thing abt Shangri-la, they think abt EVERYTHING for you. They know tt u'll need extra lights so there u go, u have it at e corner. U need a phone with speaker for conference calls, they have it for u. You need to take down numbers? No problem, they have a special notepad indicating e caller's name portion and e number portion so u just need to scribble it down right away. And of course there's internet..But what beats it is how theres a drawer under e table that has a FULL set of stationery. There's pens, pencils, ruler, sharpener, highlighter, erasers etc etc. They obviously put in a hell lot of effort into this place..

 

Oh, what is this?

OMG it's a fax machine. No im not a bimbo, i know its a fax machine. But OMG, they sent me a fax to welcome me! WOWWWWWWWWWWWWW! How many hotels dya know welcome u to the hotel by sending u a personal fax. Then again, how many hotels dya know have ur own personal fax??? Gawd, someone pls hang on to me, im gonna get an asthma attack now!!!

 

The cocktail bar area

Oh Gawd..this IS definitely heaven! Look at how much alcohol they've got there!!!!! They've got e whole mixer glasser shaker thingy going on too! Woohooooooooooo..someone lets throw a party now!

 

Sorry? Did someone say hard liquor aint their thing and they want some booze? No worries mate, we got them for u! Need some chips and chocs with e beers? We have it too! Someone pls get some call girls in rite now pls! We cud get a strip club going!

 

The toilet

Peekaboo! That's me peeping in btwn the closed doors to take this artistic shot. Ok, gimme some credit lah..trying out ok..But doesn't the toilet look awesome or what!

 

Ya know ure in the Shangri-la when they've got the phone next to u while u shit. Heck, they even have e notepad next to it since they know u wont be able to run to get some note papers while u shit..

 

Not bad, the shower area is pretty big. Trust me, ive stayed in some places here tt make my bum hit all corners when im in it. Yea yea, ive got a big bum..and big boobs too *winks*

 

OH MY FUCKING GAWD WILL SOMEONE PLS SHOOT ME! IS THAT AIGNER?!?!?!?!?!?! OMG IT IS AIGNER!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I cannot believe this! They provide Aigner toiletries! *goes on to scream for another minute, no make that another hr!*

 

Ah, a bath tub. The only grouse i have is their bath tub. See, there's a hanging line above it for u to hang your clothes. Which is fine but i thot tt well if u hang your wet clothes, then u wont be able to take a dip. Then again, its a lil disappointing they have a bath tub only considering how e regular hotels have a jacuzzi instead. Oh well, God's fair! But then again, this place does provide sea salt for your bathtubbing..

 

Gawd, check this out! They actually have that special large mirror tt enlarges your face so tt you can shave or pluck your eyebrows, white heads etc much clearly. Amazing! And if you think tt's not enough, wait till you actually walk in and notice tt u can hear the TV! Yes, they've got connecting speakers in e toilet! Imagine listening to MTV while showering. This is THE life! 

 

More Aigner toiletries and wonderful full set of toothbrush, ear cleaners, cotton bud, shower foam,  shower cap etc etc etc

 

And yes, how can we forget? They even have Aigner soap for your hands!

 

The extras

I have nothing else but impressive words for Shangri-la. They've got everything for you.  Ironing board, japanese and e normal shower thingy..iron..umbrella etc etc..

 

 The regular safe found everywhere else. But wat's difference? They've got those shoe thingies u slip into your shoes to keep them in shape. But no, that's not it. That's actually the complimentary service they throw in for every guest. If you're interested, u just need to put them in your shoes, call housekeeping and they'll shine your shoes for you at no extra charge! So thoughtful!

 

Talking abt shoes. heheh this the bedroom slippers. So cute and fluffy. I like!

 

 

Fruits!!!!!!!!!!! One thing abt Shang tho is tt they have e sweetest and freshest fruits ever.. and everytime they clean your room ie housekeeping, they will top up e fruits. It's not like a welcome gift tt other hotels give. This is like part of e room like how they change your towels, they change your untouched fruits too! And the mangoes..whoa..they were so plump and juicy! Delicious!!!!!

 

Oh, whats this? Another surprising present? Haha it's actually the hair dryer! I know, so odd rite? They kept it tt way. but oh well, nice to see something as sweet as that. 

 

 This is the view from my window. Im on the 21st storey so its quite a nice view. Check out how bad e traffic and air is man..The short building behind is the Philippine Stock Exchange..

 

The breakfast 

Breakfast time! This morning i got a pleasant surprise. I walked into Circles, the buffet breakfast area and when i got to my table, i saw these Shangri-la jams. They have Shangri-la jams! Most places just have regular brands. Im impressed again!

 

One thing im not used to in Manila is the food. Being peranakan, i LOVE spicy chilli food. So when i saw they had Indian food at the Shang, i ran towards it first. Unfortunately, im not a fan of spices itself and therefore Indian food aint exactly top on my list. I dont like biting into cardamons or star anise etc etc..thats why i LOVE malay/indonesian food instead. More milky and chilli..yummy! But since i couldnt get any such food in Manila, i had to settle for the above. Quite impressive actually. The rice was fluffy and the lamb was not bad. Oh and in Manila, they love to fry their bacon till its so hard and crispy. I dont like tt. thankfully in Shang, they lightly fry e bacon or its still soft and chewy.

 

Noodles, spring rolls and HAM! i LOVEEEE ham! It's one of those food tt i can eat everyday in every meal. Noodles are quite difficult to get in Manila. Singapore kinda noodles tt is.

 

Some fruits and sweet stuff..

 

 

The pool

What is a trip to heavenly Shangri-la without dipping into their pool? Sorry couldnt take a pic of the pool cuz annoying kids kept running pass me. only managed to take a pic of the chair. Look how comfy it is! And the towels are already placed on the chair for u. Really very thotful!

 

 

Ahhh i love Shangri-la! I wish i cud stay here forever!

 

I'm a happy babe now..hehehe 

 

Affairs btwn married men and women whether single or married is so common. But when it hits close to home, suddenly it doesnt feel common anymore.

No, nobody in my home is having an affair - my office is.

2 of my colleagues are having an affair. One's a manager and the other is a regular executive. Both, i work pretty close with and truth be told, ive been suspecting them all these while. Tho i felt it was more of her seducing him rather than a 2 way thingy.

Last week, someone stumbled on them cuddling together in e office. The 'someone' was just a temp and nobody took her seriously. Unknown to them though, the office had just fixed a new CCTV tt managed to capture everything. Imagine e IT fellar who watched e whole drama! Real life porn..wohoo! (Oops im not supposed to be happy rite)

Anyway, words were passed ard and everyone knows abt it now even e next door tenants. Apparently they had been going out of e office and spending some 'intimate' time together at little corners outside e main office. Dumb? Of course..but when ure in e heat of passion, who cares if anyone sees you.

More stories are spilled and a confession comes along..they finally admit they've been having an affair. They've been going to a nearby island to have their romps. What's sick? He's married with a newly born son and she had a fiance back then.

I dunno what's with you men sometimes really. For tt guy, hes wife is a hottie. I mean seriously, she wears e tightest gstrings and thongs and her bras are barely enough to cover her full perky breasts. Add a tight butt and a well dressed woman, i seriously dun understand why he'd cheat on his wife.

And the girl? Well she's a slut rite from e beginning. I mean yea im a slut to sleep ard and play games but i dont touch married men..not at all.

Now tt ive found out, suddenly it all makes sense. Those last minute private meetings with him to discuss the budget, her enthusiasm to come down on public holidays to work when hes ard, him fetching and sending her to work, they having lunch together, she suddenly wearing more white see thru pants tt show her overly lacy thongs…gee and all e while i thot they were really just colleagues. I respected that man, but now..i dunno.

And when i hear more abt how they were behaving intimately and holding hands at a colleague's farewell party and how she writes lil notes and sticks it on his laptop and all.. 

Im so disappointed. They were friends at some point in time.

*shakes head*

I suddenly feel so sick in e stomach..esp when details of how she gave him a lap dance, went down on him and as i quote a colleague, “bit his lips and licked whipped cream off his nipples” all while at his workstation in e office during weekends, public holidays and after working hrs. They seriously need a room..which explains e island getaway..

Look ard u now, suddenly all your colleagues dont look so innocent anymore huh? The plain jane in e finance department cud be banging your IT director and your marketing executive could be making out with the COO.

Why do people cheat? Esp when they have good other halfs? I've met both other halfs of these 2 colleagues and they're really wonderful people. Even if things werent working out, why do this and hurt e person u once loved? 

 

SIGH.. 

:( 

Need a whore in Penis land?

 

Think the IT guy in your company is dumb? Check out these websites. Wonder what the IT dept and their mgmt must have been thinking when they got their company URLs. Mmm, maybe they were too busy having an office quickie. Duhhhh.. 

The top 10 unintentionally worst company URLs

Attn: Entrepreneurs
Everyone knows that if you are going to operate a business in today’s world you need a domain name. It is advisable to look at the domain name selected as other see it and not just as you think it looks. Failure to do this may result in situations such as the following (legitimate) companies who deal in everyday humdrum products and services but clearly didn’t give their domain names enough consideration:

1. A site called ‘Who Represents‘ where you can find the name of the agent that represents a celebrity. Their domain name… wait for it… is
www.whorepresents.com

2. Experts Exchange, a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views at
www.expertsexchange.com

3. Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island at
www.penisland.net

4. Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder at
www.therapistfinder.com

5. Then of course, there’s the Italian Power Generator company…
www.powergenitalia.com

6. And now, we have the Mole Station Native Nursery, based in New South Wales:
www.molestationnursery.com

7. If you’re looking for computer software, there’s always
www.ipanywhere.com

8. Welcome to the First Cumming Methodist Church. Their website is
www.cummingfirst.com

9. Then, of course, there’s these brainless art designers, and their whacky website:
www.speedofart.com

10. Want to holiday in Lake Tahoe? Try their brochure website at
www.gotahoe.com

 

Hot kisses from sexy me Hey peeps, how's all of you? Missed me? Hehe i bet u did! Lots of you emailed me wondering why i “quit”. Erm i didn't quit. My last post was to say goodbye cuz im leaving Singapore. Boss has finally managed to push for my transfer so in e past few days, i've arrived in Peeleepins and am now squeezing in some time to msg u guys while at work It's been crazy here i tell u! Work has been mad with tons of conference calls back to back with meetings with clients. It's killing me. Luckily, i'm staying in a really swanky apartment and omg i LOVE manila! And no, im not saying tt cuz of my faithful Manila readers lol..but really, i love this place. I have soooo much to blog abt Manila i tell u! It's like Bangkok in many ways but e pple here look and dress waaay better than those in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia. No offence to anyone here ya, just my own opinion. The men and women here are so gorgeous! Feel like grabbing some of e guys' cute butt hehehehehe.. Most of e women here dress really well too and surprise surprise, they dress way better than me! *pouts* I have pics coming up but gotta rush for another meeting rite now. I just heard e client walk pass the reception area. Catch u all soon! And don't worry..i won't quit this blog. I love u readers way too much. Keep e emails coming! Hugs and kisses with lotsa luv, Slutty