Slutty

I was on my way to meet a client at Hougang so we decided to take e NEL line followed by the LRT. I've taken the NEL line like less than 3 times in my whole life and i've never taken the LRT before so it was quite e adventure for me.

Unfortunately, on our way back, my colleague noticed something really eww. There was this fat boy..and by boy i don't mean toddler, im referring to an upper secondary school kid, who was occupying 2 seats. No he's not THAT fat. But e fattie obviously thought he wasn't fat enough to occupy 2 seats so he decided that he should place his feet on e other seat.

Now, i'm no saint here and i DO sometimes place my bag on e other seat when I take e bus. But when it's pack, I pick it up and let whoever have the seat. This boy however was oblivious to his surroundings and i'll tell you why in a bit.

We stood at the corner and had our bodies facing him directly. Yet this boy decided that he wouldn't care any less if anyone on e train was gonna stare at him dig his nose and smell it. YES. he DUG his nose and SMELLED it as tho he had plucked some kinda Hugo Boss fragrance from his already dripping nose.

Did i just hear someone puke?

If you think tt's sick, wait till I tell you what he did next.

For some odd reason or another, he must have felt that his armpits (YES armpits) needed plucking in the middle of the train. So he rolled up his sleeves and begin rubbing his armpits. Now, this is e first time ive seen a boy of his age without armpit hair..perhaps he hasnt reached puberty? And i dunno if it's his birthmark or what, but his whole right side armpit had a very dark reddish brown patch. Perhaps it's from e over rubbing, I wouldnt know.

Anyways, this boy continued to rub as tho he was rubbing some kinda genie out from his armpits. And whoa, as I blinked, he started pressing e skin at his armpits together and pulled out some blackish thingy.

EEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!

He continued doing that while he rotated btwn plucking his armpit hair (obviously he never heard of tweezers) and rubbing e genie out of his pits.

You think that's e worse?  Hah nope!

He then brought his armpits near to his face and SNIFFED IT REAL HARD. And i think his nose must not be working from all tt digging cuz all of us ard him cud smell his disgusting stench. But noooo, this boy continued rubbing his armpits and then with those same fingers, he smelled them. Ironically, he enjoyed e stench! He smelled it and smiled to himself as tho he had just rubbed out some gold or something.

But no, this isnt e end. There's still e grand finale HAHAHAH

By then I was really damn sick and felt like puking out my chicken rice but nooo, this fellar decided tt it wasnt disgusting enough. Cuz he then placed those same stinky fingers into his mouth and sucked on it. After finish sucking, he spat out a lump of saliva on his hand and proceeded to rub it on the long metal railings!!!!

I immediately took my hands off e other railings. Dunno if he had done it to e other railings!!!

OMG

Now you know why i HATE public transport?!

 

EWW EWW EWW

 

I feel so sick now  

 

 

I'm in Beijing right now! Was missing the past few days cuz I was busy with a conference here. It was a last minute decision cuz e guy who was originally supposed to attend came down with chicken pox.

Ain't a big fan of attending conferences but nevertheless it was pretty enjoyable. Beijing that is! Heh

It's freezing cold here right now and silly me didn't bring enough clothes along. Afterall, I only had a jacket with me in Manila. I'm actually sitting in my hotel room wearing my pajamas typing this. I guess having some kinda long sleeves should work. (Then again, i wouldn't mind having a hunky guy wrap his big warm arms around me and cuddle me to sleep. Then again, i think some love making along with e cuddles shouldn't hurt too much either..that should warm me up best!)

It's gonna be a short trip and I should be back on Monday night when the conference ends tomorrow. My admin girl couldn't manage to find any available seats back to Manila right after the conference so I guess i'll just be hanging ard here and do some touristy stuff.

To date I haven't done much except visit downtown Beijing (erm ok soso lah), eat Peking Duck (yummy but DAMN FREAKING FATTY! I think i just put on 100kilos! URGH!!!), check out the flea market..checked out Tiananmen Sq and the Palace today (SUPER TIRING) and check out the cute police officials in their yummy green uniforms. Er ok just kidding abt e last bit

I should be uploading some pics soon.  Not really in the mood right now. Am actually alone in Beijing..on a winter night. If any of you are in Beijing, come visit me at the Novotel Hotel. I wouldn't mind some company..afterall as e song goes..”One Night in Beijing lalalaaaaaa”

You know how to reach me so yea..email me before I fly off on Monday afternoon.

*kisses*

p/s: Cold winter weather does NO good in helping me keep my already always hardened nipples any less obvious. Esp when all i have is a regular jacket. It just pokes thru! If u see any girl with pointy nipples, chances are tt's me *winks* 

More food postings were supposed to be uploaded but unfortunately i've lost some of the pics! Dammit! Dunno where they disappeared to. Anyways, managed to find my 2 MOST FAVORITE food items from HK..apart from the sausage mcmuffin wif egg hehehe…,

 

This is the omg-so-delicious-so-mouth-watering-out-of-this-world-pork-chop-bun! If there's ever a reason for me to go back to HK, it'd be for this cute lil porkies! Just look at it! Doesn't it just make u salivate? The bun is sooo yummy! Crispy on the outside, but warm and soft on the inside. Laden with 2 juicy pieces of THICK pork chops that were marinated in something gingery, this is THE bomb man!

 

Just look at how delicious this is! It's driving me crazy just looking at e pics again.. *droooools* It looks so plain but e gingery pork chops with melted cheese in btwn a soft bun is soo amazing!

You CANNOT leave HK without trying this..or else you'll be SOOO sorry! I give this a million stars out of 10! HAHAHA

 

Coming in next has gotta be the french toast. I went to this place called Mido Cafe in Yau Ma Tei (i think, or wassit Jordan?) and i tried their regular toast with condensed milk..but seriously, u HAVE to try this. It's just so different.

It comes in 2 slices with peanut butter inside and then put together like a sandwich. After that, it's coated with eggs and deep fried. They place a slice of butter on top of it while it piping hot and serve it with maple syrup. In case you guys didnt know, i LOVE maple syrup. lotsa places cannot differentiate honey and maple syrup. and i really hate it when they serve things with honey. feels like having a million bees in my mouth or something.

 

Anyways..look at how much maple syrup i poured! HAHA..but its sooo delicious!

 

So whatcha waiting for? GO book your tickets to HK now! (this soo sounds like a chan brothers advertisement or something HAHA..duh no..this is NOT an advertorial..tho im open to doing advertorials!)

Updates with PICS! Since im feeling better now, thot i'd share some info with you peeps on my trip to HK over the weekend. It was a pretty short 4D3N trip just to get away. I honestly didnt prepare much cuz it was a relatively last minute trip. Friends suggested we get away since e company was having a short break due to some mgmt meetings so we thot why not yea?

 

 

I arrived in HK kinda excited. Afterall, it was my virgin trip to the land of shopping and more shopping! Oh, and delectable dimsum and roast meats!

So how was my trip?

Pretty disappointing

Yea i know in e past post i raved abt e good food and all e fun. Well, who goes overseas and doesnt have fun? I had fun but it wasnt enough to wow me to wanna go back.

For one, i HATE walking. I notice HK is a place where u gotta walk and CLIMB a lot..especially at e mid levels area and e MTRs. I guess walking was kinda fun cuz it helped us look at the HK daily life better. But when u gotta walk and climb up and down stairs just to find regular dimsum places around Central and Sheung Wan, suddenly it was no longer fun. In fact, i had problems walking. (What to do, im so fat!) My legs were giving up and a fellow friend had walked so much tt he just fell on e floor after his legs went numb!  What to do, we walked ard Mongkok for 3hrs straight! Hehe we're crazy tourists..

 

Seen at the stairs of the MTR

 

A word of caution for people who arent used to walking or those who adore walking in heels or more bigger sized people..do come prepared cuz theres a LOT of walking!!!

So..walking aside. Let's talk abt food.

 

That's one of the things i was disappointed by. I guess i had my hopes up too high. Frequent HK travelling friends told me how wonderful e dimsum in HK are..so of course i was expecting orgasmic dimsum. Unfortunately, i didnt have anything tt was out of this world. I think even SG's crystal jade is better. The dimsum here lacked a certain kind of oomph and they add interesting greenish thingy into e food tt i totally hate. It was sooo disappointing tt i didnt even take any pics.

 

Thankfully, i had e roast meat food.  See how delicious it is?!?!?!?!?! Unlike SG where they always give u thin slices, in HK, e meats are always thick and juicy!!!! Just thinking abt it makes me drool. Oh btw, i notice tt HKies eat a lot of rice. I can NEVER finish even 1/10th of e rice they give! Its like one HUGE bowl of rice. But heheh i shant complain cuz e food is good. Which reminds me, it totally explains how come HKies arent fat even tho they eat so much rice and meat. They exercise so much from all tt walking and climbing!!! hahaha..

 

The roast duck here is truly orgasmic. The skin is sooo crispy but e meat is like chicken! Wonderfully tender!

 

 

The roast pork is so crispy but with a wonderfully peppery and salty taste. The charsiew? Delectably sweet and tender! Don't be fooled by e bowl. It's actually bigger than e size of my head! That's how huge e serving is!!! Imagine how thick and big e meats are! (ooh tt sounds kinda naughty *winks*)

 

Oh, i had Yoshinoya there. I dunno maybe its just me but i feel e Yoshinoya there was MUCH nicer. The beehoon was light and had a nice flavor tt didnt mask e beehoon taste. And e beef was more wholesome. The juices burst out of e beef when u chewed it. It felt sooo good!

 

One more thing! I know this is sooo crazy but i went mad over Mcdonalds Sausage Mcmuffin with egg! In Hongkong, their breakfast items are available all day! Wonderful isnt it! And e SME uses pork (i think). It tastes like e one i had in US. Anyways, it was sooo delicious. I ate 2 up ate one go i know i know, im sucha fat pig..but its sooo delicious! It tastes nothing like e SG one. SG's nice but this is WAY NICER!!! They serve thai sweet chilli overe here..

 

 

Ok, am gonna update more on my other food! Hehehhe

Am having SO MUCH FUN! I think i've just put on a million kilos from eating all e droolicious dimsum, butter toast with condensed milk, baked spare ribs rice, roasted meat rice, pineapple buns, mooncakes, iced milk tea etc etc etc.. i think i can roll ard in bed even easier now! HAHA

 

HK is really one helluva shopping haven man. Im soo tired. In just under 24hrs, ive gone to Mongkok, Yau Ma Tei, Jordan, Lan Kwai Fong, Causeway Bay, The Peak, Central, Sheun Wang etc etc etc… IM SO TIRED! But what to do? I love shopping! Hehehehehhe

 

I've got tons of pics but i forgot to bring e camera cable! Boohoohoooo

 

AND.. i really did buy lotsa porn! LOL..in fact, i blew close to SDG$100 just on porn! =X im a bad bad girl! Pls spank me *winks*

 

I love HK. I love Porn. I could just move here man..woohoooooo

 

Burp..excuse me while i indulge in some lotus paste buns i bought during this morning's yumcha session  

Hong Kong here i come! Am at e airport blogging rite now! hehehe am so excited. Another 20more minutes before i board e plane.

I cant wait to eat all e dimsum and eat all e wonderful food!!!!!! I wanna go to e Peak and all! Hehhe i is sooo kiasu! 

I cant wait! I cant wait! I cant wait!

OH OH!

And im gonna buy PORN!!!!!!! 

I heard HK has like tons and tons of PORN! Shd i buy lesbian porn or S&M? Mmmm

*wink wink*

Hehehe ok i shall go get ready to get on board.

I love u peeps!

:):):) 

My private life with pics!!!!

 

*kisses*

 

Harlow peeps, finally have some time during lunch to show u guys pics of Manila!! Want a sneak peek into my private life? Read on! (Lotsa pics tho, pls bear with me )

 

As u already know, i came to Manila some time last week and i took lotsa pics! Hehe cant upload all of them. Don't wanna jam up e chocoboard server yea…

  

This is the Ninoy Aquino Airport. Sorry i couldnt take any pics of the interior. The back of the exterior reminds me very much of the Los Angeles Airport.

 

We got onboard an airport taxi. Cute isnt it. 

 

This is our driver. Notice he sits on the left side of the car? Unlike in SG, Manila drivers drive on the right side of the road just like in the US. Only thing is, they drive real crazy! They swerve in and out of tiny space btwn cars and lorries.  I swear i thot i was gonna die before i reached e apartment. Amazingly tho, the drivers in Manila are extremely skillful! Very impressive! Although there are lotsa dents and banged spots on the vehicles, most of them look fine.

Another thing to note. Manila has some very nice cars. Nicer than in SG! In some way, Manila reminds me of US very much. I guess it might be due to the way the buildings are structured. They've got very modern designs and are placed very systematically. As mentioned in my earlier post, I feel Manila is similar to Bangkok but more modern and trendy..much more than Kuala Lumpur in fact.

 

Check this out. Can some Filipino pls explain what this is? It looks to me like its something similar to Bangcock Bangkok's TukTuk. Cute rite? I got so excited i kept snapping so many pics of these vehicles.

 

See how many pple are squeezing inside?! Goodness!

 

Interesting..so they hop on from the back. I always like it from the back anyways *winks*

 

TADAH!  This is where YOURS TRULY stays at Guess those in Manila shd know where i'm putting up at Care to drop by for a cuppa?

 

 

 Or how abt a swim or two with me? We could check each other out in our sexy bikinis and speedos

 

Check out my room! Yay i get to stay in e masturbate  master bed room. This place looks bigger than it actually does. Theres 2 walkways into the bed area WITHIN my room. Cool isnt it?

 

This is the toilet. Washing hand area. The jacuzzi and shower area is in the background. Gee, this toilet is so huge, its bigger than my own room in Singapore! *frowns* not fair!

 

This is the living room. Don't actually spend much time here since i have the TV in my own room. But its spacious enough. This apartment is so huge they have 5 toilets in here! Gee, does someone have a bladder problem???

 

 This is the dining area. In the background is the kitchen area. Impressive i must say. It has everything. Oven, microwave,cooking thingy, rice cooker, toaster,fridge, coffee maker etc.

 

 The view! That's the Shangri-la in brown. Apologies for the lowres pics. Somehow my fone screwed up somewhere and the pics arent tt sharp. Dang!

 

Night view! Spectacular isnt it?

 

Hehe, stay tuned for more updates. Ive got pics of food coming rite up! Just thinking of it makes me hungry. Think i wanna eat Chow King again tonite. *drools*

 

Luv ya all!

 

Kisses