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Overheard In The Toilet While Peeing

2008-08-11

Girl A: Wah you urine so noisy!
Girl B: Yah what! You mean you urine no noise meh?
Girl A: No. Mine very quiet. Eee your down there spoil liao.
*loud laughter*
Girl C: Aiyah you virgin lah Girl B!
Girl B: What?! You don't anyhow say ok.
Girl C: It's true lah. When you're a virgin, your down there is tight so the pressure when you urine is strong lor. When you no more virgin then won't have noise.
Girl A: Ya ya! Girl C is correct! Girl B, you are STILL a virgin!
Girl B: Weeeei!!! *flushing noise*
*more laughter*
Me: *totally speechless*

I can't believe this was the conversation I heard this morning when I went to the toilet. Can't believe there are actually people who have this warped mentality!

-_-





My Vibrator Died On Me

2008-07-12

My Battery-Operated-Boyfriend aka BOB aka Vibrator died on me today. I am soo sad! How am I possibly gonna go thru all those long lonely nights? Who else is gonna snug under e covers with me and keep me feeling fuzzy?

I feel so sad.

'He' has got me a new vibrator but who cares. I love BOB!

My thrusty pink vibrator. It's been 8 long years. (what a pun..)

I feel unmotivated to do anything else but hold on to it hoping tt it wud vibrate once more.

Sigh..





Dawn Yang’s voice

2008-05-25

Oh my, never knew that Dawn Yang sounded so erm ungirly? I somehow always had e impression tt she sounded very girlish and gentle but when i watched e Stomp video (go check it out yourself pls), I was somehow taken aback tt her voice sounded so mature, something like how a woman in her 30s would sound with a lil croackiness in it.

Oh dear, do I sound like that too?

I always thot I sounded girly and in fact some of u who have spoken to me on the phone always comment tt you're surprised I sound e way I do.

Hmmm, and what's tt supposed to mean?

Dang, maybe I sound like a 30 over yr old woman too huh :(

Or do i sound girlish?



Sex and Games

2008-05-11

Sleeping ard is so fun when you're not involved with people who know you. Last week, I woke up to a very weird looking room.

I turned ard to look for 'him' but he was in e shower.

Im not one who enjoys hanging ard my ONS so i quickly put my clothes on and crept away.

Few days passed and I completely forgot abt it.

Last night, my friend invited me to one of her friend's house party. It was her friend's bf's bday and they were having a party. 

The moment I walked into e condo area, I thot it looked familiar. Afterall I had left in the morning, last nite I was going over at night. Somehow my bimbotic mind did not manage to connect e 2 together.

Anyways, I went up to their house and my jaw drop. It was then it hit me. I was at this place last week.

As i was trying to unshock myself, 'he' appeared with my friend's friend.

OH HOLY FUCK.

I shook his hand and quickly pulled back, immediately looking away. At the corner of my eye, I could see he remembered me.

Even before I could get over e shock, my friend's friend announced, “thanks for coming to our engagement party!”

I SWEAR MY EYES ALMOST JUMPED OUT AND COMMITTED SUICIDE ON MY BEHALF..

I turned to my friend and exclaimed, “i thot u said it was a bday party..i only brought wine to celebrate..err guess we need more now?” 

OH HOLY HOLY FUCK!!!

great, how e hell in e world did i cross e line?

last nite i could barely utter a single word. i sat at e corner of e house and spent most of it away from him. he tried to come over but i took e initiative and left e hse instead.

oh my, what am i gonna do now? i feel really really weird.

urghhh 





Closed

2008-03-30

If you thot I closed this blog down hence my disappearance, then well..you kinda got it right. It's been over 2 weeks since I last blogged and I pretty much stopped blogging cuz I got tired and decided to close it.

I was supposed to pen down a goodbye note but work kept me too busy to even pee what more log on and blog.

My life is so sad huh. Quit my old job and this sucks even more :S

Even more sad is how nobody emailed me over e past 2 weeks! Ok I lied, SOME of you emailed but oh well..

Someone emailed me asking whether I got attached to my ex-boss hence the lack of updates cuz i was too busy fucking him.

Errrr..

No comments =X

HAHAHAH

But yea, really, if someday I stop blogging for over a mth (considering it took me only a fortnight to fail cold turkey!!!) then perhaps I really closed my blog down and was too caught up to say goodbye. And perhaps I might just come back..perhaps I might not..

Hmm..i don't sound coherent at all..

Anyways, just wanted to let u all know that i'm alive.. *waves*

I might be starting another blog elsewhere. Some of u might already know e reason why, and if u do, chances are u'll be getting e new URL. 

Ok i'm getting too tired. 

Nites :) 





My Ex-Boss Wants To Date Me

2008-03-13

Remember my ex-boss asked me out on V day last mth? I thot it was gonna be a sex date since afterall he's been peeping down my blouse and keeps looking up and down my legs whenever I wear a dress.

But nah, he was just asking me out for dinner..just pure dinner.

I met up with him earlier this week and *cough cough* he asked me what I saw him as. Whether I think he's cute or not.

And if tt wasn't odd enough, he told me tt he's looking for a wife.

He's 36 btw.

Hmm..do I look like marriage material? I don't think so ya know..Ok nvm, i'm too thick skinned. I shall take it tt hes just sharing his thots with me and tt he isn't hinting at anything.

And for the first time ever, I actually felt odd when a man paid for my meal. I get men paying for my meals all the time but it didn't feel right when he paid. I felt as tho I was agreeing to something (which I don't know what it is) in return for the free meal.

To think this is the fellar who used to be so serious with me during work. And now he's treating me to dinner and even asked me out during dinner itself, whether im free next week to catch Rule #1 with him.

And for the first time also, my hair stood when he touched my back to bring me to sit down. I notice he's suddenly touching me more than usual. Sometimes it's just a pat on the shoulder, sometimes it's just 'accidentally' brushing against me and the other day, he grabbed my wrist to cross the road like as tho i'm a small kid who dunno how to cross e road! *gasps*

And when we walked pass Gucci at Taka, I casually told him how annoyed I was tt the bag tt I wanted wasn't available in Singapore. To my surprise, he said tt if I wanted, he could get it for me.

Perhaps i'm just over reacting. He's just being normally extra nice rite? Right right right?

Hmm..

Would you date your ex-boss?

That aside, my new job is killing me!!!

:(

I wanna quit!!

URGHHHHHHH



JI terrorist leader escape = Black magic?

2008-02-28

Is there black magic involved in the JI terrorist's escape?

The JI terrorist has been on the run for some 24 hours now and our beloved poolicemen have yet to catch him. Interesting since e fellar at large is actually limping. So much for SPF's recent advertisement showing a policeman running to catch a thief. Apparently our policemen not tt quick huh? Or are they insinuating that our current batch of policemen arent fast at running afterall (hence e delay in catching a LIMPING terrorist) so they are looking for new runners now?

For those who don't know who he is, check out this fellar's mugshot at the bottom of the entry.
Remember the name, e new household name: Mas Selamat Kastari

That aside, I am kinda scared right now. I'm flying back to Manila tomorrow (last day of work!!!) to return my apartment and collect my stuff. Apparently the fellar at large wanted to bomb Changi Airport. I pray pray pray that he does not decide to do anything funny when i'm at the airport tomorrow.

So anyways, I was discussing with my colleagues earlier on about this fellar. Super interesting. Now, e police have said e fellar is LIMPING and yet they still cannot find him. I honestly wonder if the fellar actually faked his limp so that when he does escape, it'll be like some kinda decoy ie pple will be paying attention to look out for a limping fellar instead of a well bodied one. And perhaps he faked his limp to give police e impression that he cant run off cuz of his disability and so in someway to make e police let their guard down?

Hmm..possible? Very.

Next, not to offend any race/religion but again, I honestly think either e fellar who was guiding e terrorist when he went to the toilet was a Muslim fellar OR(Update: It's apparently a Gurkha policeman, sorry!) perhaps the terrorist fellar used black magic to run off. My colleague was telling me about a certain Wahab brothers who vanished right before the polices' eyes many donkey years ago while they were on the run. Perhaps its possible..

Now in this terrorist case, I personally feel it's either an inside job or the terrorist used Black magic or as what lotsa pple claim, it was an error on a police's side. What i can't understand tho is how possible it can be for e terrorist to run off without anyone seeing him. If it was not black magic, then dun tell me the Whitley Detention's area security is sooo lax?

I cant help but feel it's obvious this terrorist has been planning it for so long. He must have waited for 2yrs (he was in since 2006) to figure out the loopholes in the security system and when his family visited him yesterday, he took the opportunity to run off. Heck, you'll never know that perhaps he had planned it all along to get his family to visit him yesterday so tt he can run off during that period. Besides, Singapore has been pretty quiet for a looong time. You'll never know if he's been planning to attack Singapore all this while and only decided to run away now to launch his attack.

Be afraid people, VERY afraid. For we do not know what's going on in this fellar's mind. The last I read, he wanted to bomb MOE. WTF? Ministry of Education? At Buona Vista? Of all places? What for? I mean i can understand American Club/Embassy, Yishun MRT station, Police HQ etc but MOE? What? He's not happy that most of our scholarships go to non-Muslims? Can't be right?

But that's the point. For him to wanna bomb something as not so relevant like MOE shows that he can bomb just about anywhere in Singapore if he wants to. So pple working in high rise building/govt offices/iconic buildings etc, BE VERY CAREFUL!!!

Actually no, those taking MRT i think you guys should be more careful. Esp those who alight/pass thru 'red' areas like Raffles Place, City Hall, Toa Payoh, Tampines, Outram etc. Think underground and stations which have lots of people, connected to big malls, hospitals etc.

I also read that the police are staking out at Goldhill Centre, Malcolm Park and e area around it cuz of the jungle behind. Apparently they think hes run of to that area. Hmm.. i wonder why tho.

If i'm the terrorist, i'd just continue hiding out in the jungle area along PIE. Why bother to cross the road (since i'm apparently limping) and everyone can see me esp since there's a police station next to Malcolm Park. Somemore, arent's detainees made to wear the prison uniform? Hmmm.. oh well, unless you're in the mind of a terrorist, guess we'll never figure out what he's thinking.For those who are STILL super blur about what's going on, check out the news article below.

Take care people!

Cheers ;)

 

 I detainee Mas Selamat Kastari escapes from Singapore detention centre
Posted: 27 February 2008 2045 hrs

 
 
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JI detainee Mas Selamat Kastari escapes from Singapore detention centre

 

SINGAPORE : A massive police operation is underway in Singapore after the leader of the Jemaah Islamiyah network here, Mas Selamat Kastari, escaped from detention at 4.05pm on Wednesday.

A statement from the Home Affairs Ministry says Mas Selamat walks with a limp and is presently at large.

He is not known to be armed and is one of Singapore's most wanted men.

Extensive police resources have been deployed to track him down after he escaped from the Whitley Road Detention Centre.

Anyone with information about him can contact the police at 999.

Mas Selamat was arrested by the Indonesian police on Bintan island in January 2006.

He was picked up then for using a fake identity card.

Based on investigations then, Indonesia's elite anti-terror police discovered he was the leader of the Singapore Jemaah Islamiyah network, a terrorist organisation.

They then deported the man to Singapore in 2006.

The 45-year-old father of four was also said to be involved in JI's plans to mount attacks against foreign and local establishments here.

These included the US Embassy and American Club, the Defence Ministry headquarters at Bukit Gombak and the Education Ministry building at North Buona Vista Drive.

Mas Selamat fled Singapore in December 2001 following an Internal Security Department operation against the terrorist organisation.

The militant leader had been on the run after Singapore authorities discovered plans to crash seven truck filled with bombs at various locations around the island.

Investigations also revealed that he was the mastermind behind a plan to hijack an airplane and crash it into Changi airport.

When he was last arrested in Indonesia, officers found literature on bomb making on the man.

Mas Selamat's deportation to Singapore two years ago was seen as a significant development in the close network of cooperation amongst intelligence officers in the region to share information on terror suspects and to defeat the terror threat.

The islandwide manhunt has fanned out to areas in Beauty World in Upper Bukit Timah and Goldhill Avenue near Barker Road.

Officers are also knocking on homes asking residents if they have seen the escapee.

Police have also formed a formidable blockade around Malcolm Park, near the Singapore Chinese Girls' School. - CNA/ch





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